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Home made Soup

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  • sundray@lemmus.orgS [email protected]

    No arms, but...

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    Oh shit, Baba Yaga's coming. Better run

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      Oh shit, Baba Yaga's coming. Better run

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      But she's making sooooouuupp!

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        What's next, a crustacean preparing a classic Chinese dish?

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        • sundray@lemmus.orgS [email protected]

          But she's making sooooouuupp!

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          Hmmm, some tasty soup does sound pretty good right now...

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            The human is the mitochondria of the home.

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              If a home doesn't have arms, how can i arm myself against home invader?

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                What's next, a crustacean preparing a classic Chinese dish?

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                Ain't no way a shrimp fried rice. I ain't NEVER seen a shrimp fry rice. You show me a goddamn shrimp with big enough claws to hold a utensil and then maybe we can start a conversation, but shrimp too dumb to do anything with it after you give it a tool.

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                  Wait till OP finds out they were homemade.

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                  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

                    The human is the mitochondria of the home.

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                    Thanks Ken

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                      Imagine living in a house without arms...

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                      Bears have the right to arms, so should we.

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                        I can make soup without using my arms 🤷‍♂️

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                          What's next, a crustacean preparing a classic Chinese dish?

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                          Crabs can ring goons?

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                            If a home doesn't have arms, how can i arm myself against home invader?

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                            Some houses have al arms, get one of those

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                              Thanks Ken

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                              That may be the highest compliment I have ever recieved on the internet.

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                                A home is way WAY more than just a house

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                                  It's not a House-made soup, it's Home-made.

                                  A House is a building. A Home is something more. It's a place where you find family.

                                  Therefore, Homes are composite organisms, whose member organisms are capable of acting on behalf of the total.

                                  It's therefore correct to say, that yes, a Home did make that soup.

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                                    It's not a House-made soup, it's Home-made.

                                    A House is a building. A Home is something more. It's a place where you find family.

                                    Therefore, Homes are composite organisms, whose member organisms are capable of acting on behalf of the total.

                                    It's therefore correct to say, that yes, a Home did make that soup.

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                                    Damn, I'm homeless.

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                                      Texas houses have arms

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                                        It's not a House-made soup, it's Home-made.

                                        A House is a building. A Home is something more. It's a place where you find family.

                                        Therefore, Homes are composite organisms, whose member organisms are capable of acting on behalf of the total.

                                        It's therefore correct to say, that yes, a Home did make that soup.

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                                        This is something to do with that Disney movie with all the singing and the donkeys, isn't it?

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