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Home made Soup

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  • sundray@lemmus.orgS [email protected]

    But she's making sooooouuupp!

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    Hmmm, some tasty soup does sound pretty good right now...

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      The human is the mitochondria of the home.

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        If a home doesn't have arms, how can i arm myself against home invader?

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          What's next, a crustacean preparing a classic Chinese dish?

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          Ain't no way a shrimp fried rice. I ain't NEVER seen a shrimp fry rice. You show me a goddamn shrimp with big enough claws to hold a utensil and then maybe we can start a conversation, but shrimp too dumb to do anything with it after you give it a tool.

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            Wait till OP finds out they were homemade.

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            • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

              The human is the mitochondria of the home.

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              Thanks Ken

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                Imagine living in a house without arms...

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                Bears have the right to arms, so should we.

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                  I can make soup without using my arms 🤷‍♂️

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                    What's next, a crustacean preparing a classic Chinese dish?

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                    Crabs can ring goons?

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                      If a home doesn't have arms, how can i arm myself against home invader?

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                      Some houses have al arms, get one of those

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                        Thanks Ken

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                        That may be the highest compliment I have ever recieved on the internet.

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                          A home is way WAY more than just a house

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                            It's not a House-made soup, it's Home-made.

                            A House is a building. A Home is something more. It's a place where you find family.

                            Therefore, Homes are composite organisms, whose member organisms are capable of acting on behalf of the total.

                            It's therefore correct to say, that yes, a Home did make that soup.

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                              It's not a House-made soup, it's Home-made.

                              A House is a building. A Home is something more. It's a place where you find family.

                              Therefore, Homes are composite organisms, whose member organisms are capable of acting on behalf of the total.

                              It's therefore correct to say, that yes, a Home did make that soup.

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                              Damn, I'm homeless.

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                                Texas houses have arms

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                                  It's not a House-made soup, it's Home-made.

                                  A House is a building. A Home is something more. It's a place where you find family.

                                  Therefore, Homes are composite organisms, whose member organisms are capable of acting on behalf of the total.

                                  It's therefore correct to say, that yes, a Home did make that soup.

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                                  This is something to do with that Disney movie with all the singing and the donkeys, isn't it?

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