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Home made Soup

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    The human is the mitochondria of the home.

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      If a home doesn't have arms, how can i arm myself against home invader?

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        What's next, a crustacean preparing a classic Chinese dish?

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        Ain't no way a shrimp fried rice. I ain't NEVER seen a shrimp fry rice. You show me a goddamn shrimp with big enough claws to hold a utensil and then maybe we can start a conversation, but shrimp too dumb to do anything with it after you give it a tool.

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          Wait till OP finds out they were homemade.

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            The human is the mitochondria of the home.

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            Thanks Ken

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              Imagine living in a house without arms...

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              Bears have the right to arms, so should we.

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                I can make soup without using my arms 🤷‍♂️

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                  What's next, a crustacean preparing a classic Chinese dish?

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                  Crabs can ring goons?

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                    If a home doesn't have arms, how can i arm myself against home invader?

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                    Some houses have al arms, get one of those

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                      Thanks Ken

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                      That may be the highest compliment I have ever recieved on the internet.

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                        A home is way WAY more than just a house

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                          It's not a House-made soup, it's Home-made.

                          A House is a building. A Home is something more. It's a place where you find family.

                          Therefore, Homes are composite organisms, whose member organisms are capable of acting on behalf of the total.

                          It's therefore correct to say, that yes, a Home did make that soup.

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                            It's not a House-made soup, it's Home-made.

                            A House is a building. A Home is something more. It's a place where you find family.

                            Therefore, Homes are composite organisms, whose member organisms are capable of acting on behalf of the total.

                            It's therefore correct to say, that yes, a Home did make that soup.

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                            Damn, I'm homeless.

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                              Texas houses have arms

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                                It's not a House-made soup, it's Home-made.

                                A House is a building. A Home is something more. It's a place where you find family.

                                Therefore, Homes are composite organisms, whose member organisms are capable of acting on behalf of the total.

                                It's therefore correct to say, that yes, a Home did make that soup.

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                                This is something to do with that Disney movie with all the singing and the donkeys, isn't it?

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