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Home made Soup

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    If a home doesn't have arms, how can i arm myself against home invader?

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      What's next, a crustacean preparing a classic Chinese dish?

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      Ain't no way a shrimp fried rice. I ain't NEVER seen a shrimp fry rice. You show me a goddamn shrimp with big enough claws to hold a utensil and then maybe we can start a conversation, but shrimp too dumb to do anything with it after you give it a tool.

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        Wait till OP finds out they were homemade.

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          The human is the mitochondria of the home.

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          Thanks Ken

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            Imagine living in a house without arms...

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            Bears have the right to arms, so should we.

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              I can make soup without using my arms 🤷‍♂️

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                What's next, a crustacean preparing a classic Chinese dish?

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                Crabs can ring goons?

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                  If a home doesn't have arms, how can i arm myself against home invader?

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                  Some houses have al arms, get one of those

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                    Thanks Ken

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                    That may be the highest compliment I have ever recieved on the internet.

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                      A home is way WAY more than just a house

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                        It's not a House-made soup, it's Home-made.

                        A House is a building. A Home is something more. It's a place where you find family.

                        Therefore, Homes are composite organisms, whose member organisms are capable of acting on behalf of the total.

                        It's therefore correct to say, that yes, a Home did make that soup.

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                          It's not a House-made soup, it's Home-made.

                          A House is a building. A Home is something more. It's a place where you find family.

                          Therefore, Homes are composite organisms, whose member organisms are capable of acting on behalf of the total.

                          It's therefore correct to say, that yes, a Home did make that soup.

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                          Damn, I'm homeless.

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                            Texas houses have arms

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                              It's not a House-made soup, it's Home-made.

                              A House is a building. A Home is something more. It's a place where you find family.

                              Therefore, Homes are composite organisms, whose member organisms are capable of acting on behalf of the total.

                              It's therefore correct to say, that yes, a Home did make that soup.

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                              This is something to do with that Disney movie with all the singing and the donkeys, isn't it?

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