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  • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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    Whenever I need to use excel, I just grab paper, a pencil and a ruler instead

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      I just tested, entering “1/2” into excel results in “02-Jan”

      Truly cursed.

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      I think it should follow regional settings, but don't have high hopes (nor much the experience)

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        I think it should follow regional settings, but don't have high hopes (nor much the experience)

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        This brings back memories of trying to match locale info from my local computer, a remote server, a MySQL db, and a different Python app in a different server region.

        It was for an international email campaign so each users email needed to match their in app locale for number and currency formatting, but there were like a half a dozen different layers of apps and servers that all handled locales differently.

        Add in a hard deadline for the client and oof, that was a painful week.

        LC_ALL=C is now cursed knowledge that resides in my brain. I wasn’t able to install Babel or any other libraries because security reasons so I had to handle everything manually.

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          The glass is at 50% capacity.

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            Me: the glass is half empty and the other half sucks!

            I'm "fun" at parties. lol

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            Pissimist: the glass is full... Of piss.

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              The glass is at 50% capacity.

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                I just tested, entering “1/2” into excel results in “02-Jan”

                Truly cursed.

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                Do =1/2 see what it gives

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                  Do =1/2 see what it gives

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                  0.5 but keeps the fraction in the formula bar.

                  That one doesn’t surprise me at all.

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                    0.5 but keeps the fraction in the formula bar.

                    That one doesn’t surprise me at all.

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                    Then go format as date on the cell

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                      This always assumes that whatever's in the glass is desirable. If it's partially filled with piss, the optimist and pessimist roles would be reversed. Although Excel would remain the game.

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                        Then go format as date on the cell

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                        Jan 1, 1900

                        And as a time it’s exactly 12 PM

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                          Jan 1, 1900

                          And as a time it’s exactly 12 PM

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                          Weird. When I entered 0.5 as a raw figure it gave me Jan 0, 1900 at 12 pm.

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                            LibreOffice: Jan 1, one half, one third

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