I kind of like the utter insanity that seems to be their norm. Not going to buy anything from them but still.

It’s clear that MALIBAL sucks. Whoops, just got all Lemmy users and their mothers banned. My bad.

Wait Nicco Loves Linux isn't it that KDE dev?

https://www.malibal.com/legal/terms/

This is so hilariously unhinged.
Fun starts at "Geographical Restrictions"

That company is probably owned by This guy.

Ah, so another Terry Davis except without slurs (yet)

As i understand it, the OEM business has razor thin margins as it is. This seems like an aggressively unsustainable business practice, to the point that it's making me wonder what their game is...

First I thougt its just a prank by a bored social media intern, but it looks like the whole company is built on this insane absurd communication. It was a hilarious read

Lmao, they prohibit anyone using any Google device or service, any Apple device or service and any (active) Reddit user.

Hey, at least they promote Lemmy!

how the hell are they still in business lmao

Yeah he's a KDE dev and has an actually quite good YouTube channel that really should have more subscribers than it does

Yet another micro-celebrity whose 3 section wikipedia page has one third of it dedicated to "Sexual misconduct allegations"

This hurts to read because of how badly written it is. Do you not read what you've written?

finally, the official laptop of schizophrenia

Use of Google Products and Services

Users are prohibited from accessing this website using any Google products or services. This includes, but is not limited to, the following:

1. Gmail: Users may not use Gmail to register, login, or otherwise interact with this site.
2. Google Chrome: Users may not use the Google Chrome web browser to access this site.
   – Exception: De-Googled forks of Chrome are allowed.
3. Google Pixel Phones: Users may not use Google Pixel phones or any other Google-branded hardware to access this site.
4. Android: Users may not use the Android operating system in its standard, Google-integrated form.
   – Exception: De-Googled versions of Android.
5. Other Google Services: Any other services or products provided by Google, including but not limited to Google Search, Google Drive, Google Meet, and Google Workspace, are also prohibited from accessing this site.

Enforcement: If it is determined that any user has accessed this website using any of the aforementioned Google products or services, > we reserve the right to terminate the user’s access to the site immediately without notice.

Yeah, they're batshit

That’s the wildest company that I’ve ever seen

Fortunately

For the record Veitch is just a comedian alleged rapist with absolutely no affiliation with MALIBAL. MALIBAL is run by Matthew Plott as listed here on their site.