"The first term, everybody was fighting me. In this term, everybody wants to be my friend."

I like Louis Rossmann's borrowed quote here:

If you're going to be the bitch, you be the whole bitch. Ain't no room for a half-bitch around here.

I would be surprised if he didn’t out of retaliation.

At least in this story Aristippus is gaining something tangible, and presumably he was eating bread and lentils before he sucked up to the king. In Zuck's story, before licking the orange butthole he already had everything. He had to taste spray tan and dingleberries to make his imaginary numbers say something slightly different on paper without changing anything about their impact on his life.

Back of that dudes throat is so bruised

I don't think the Cheeto can hit the back of anyone's throat

"more people" is absolutely irrelevant because most of those people are zombies that don't do anything but consume.

Just his gums

True, but those people are great when all you care about is line going up. People who ask think critically and ask questions don't make line go up as fast.

So what? Either reason is bad.

Well they all collectively chose a high risk, high reward and highly fascist regime over lower risk, lower reward one. So let them cower in terror of being struck down because the quality of their ass kisses were not adequate.

He's literally the worlds richest cuck.

(Kissass, in case the reference fell flat)

Me: lentils are awesome