Wake up fam, two new genders just dropped
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How do you become an umpire? Do you become one when you're bitten by another umpire?
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I identify as electrical (pronouns: zip/zap).
I was actually raised by a single umpire and everyone just assumed I would turn out umpire too but I'm actually electrical
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That 'Women' door be thicc tho
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Same, literally
its my jobUsername checks out.
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Decidedly identifying as electrical if that's an option.
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What are they implying with that wide-ass door for women?
ADA compliance most likely. If you look closely, everything on the Umpire door is also in Braille.
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welcome to the multiverse
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That 'Women' door be thicc tho
Electricians and umpires don't require accessible doors.
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Compliance with their wide asses!
I like wide asses and I cannot lie
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What are they implying with that wide-ass door for women?
Also the only one with a key pad!?
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Also the only one with a key pad!?
I can't extract a yo momma joke from that though
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gasp there's a transformer in the electrical bathroom!
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I can't extract a yo momma joke from that though
If yo mama has wheels, she needs wheelchair access toilets.
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That 'Women' door be thicc tho
Probably USA.
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gasp there's a transformer in the electrical bathroom!
"My name is Optimus Prime..."
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Are umpires electric?
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How do you become an umpire? Do you become one when you're bitten by another umpire?
You get hit by a baseball. Then you're cursed with an overwhelming fear of getting hit by baseballs
This compels you to get protective equipment and hide behind a guy (who's entire job is to catch the ball if it makes it past the batter)
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If yo mama has wheels, she needs wheelchair access toilets.
Nah, she would've been a bike.
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I was actually raised by a single umpire and everyone just assumed I would turn out umpire too but I'm actually electrical
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Nobody is born an umpire, you become an umpire if you get bitten by one but umpire parents always have electrical babies
