I finished a tube of chapstick before losing it.

[crumbgrabber@lemm.ee]

cross-posted from: https://lemmit.online/post/5032097

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The original was posted on /r/mildlyinteresting by /u/olbananachip on 2025-01-28 14:42:10+00:00.

[spacenoodle@lemmy.world]

Why is that so impressive? Those things are like three bites at most and NOT filling

[dogsnest@lemmy.world]

mmmmmmmmm....cherry chapstick.......

[baggachipz@sh.itjust.works]

You call that finished?! It’s just getting started. Get your finger down in there and dig out the rest. Another several weeks of soft lips await you.

[henchman2019@lemmy.world]

I have NEVER accomplished this. They're either lost or ran through the dryer to destroy a load of clothes.

[ininewcrow@lemmy.ca]

There should be some sort of title bestowed upon people that make this accomplishment .... beautifully done, I am in awe.

[vapeloki@lemmy.world]

How? Tell us how!

[deadeyegai@lemmy.world]

Not OP but i have also unlocked this achievement.
Step 1: Use it.
Step 2: don't lose it.
Step 3: ???
Step 4: profit!

[filtoid@lemmy.ml]

Does it still taste as good at the end as the beginning?

[onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe]

I've never had it destroy a load of clothes. It's a tiny amount of mostly Vaseline.

[partial_accumen@lemmy.world]

Surely this is a sign of the coming apocalypse.

[empricorn@feddit.nl]

You can really taste the bees! I think, I don't quite know what beeswax is.

[empricorn@feddit.nl]

Or beeswax, in the case of Burt's Bees.

[corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca]

Me neither. We are not The One.

[corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca]

For added triumph, try to use it up before it goes bad.

Because apparently that's a thing.

[wizard_pope@lemmy.world]

Can you teach this skill to my gf please? She constantly has around 3 in rotation and keeps needing to swap in new ones because they just disappear.

[twanhe@lemmy.world]

Damn, only time I accomplished this was when i lost and found it multiple times.
Bit like bic lighters

[mothmandelorian@lemmy.world]

I am about to finish my third tube of Aquaphor branded lip balm. It’s the only brand I have done this with

[socialmediarefugee@lemmy.world]

And they give my colon the lubrication it needs to poop.

[socialmediarefugee@lemmy.world]

Hell has officially frozen over.