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    A couch. Is this like one of JD Vance's fantasies? To be fucked by a couch?

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      My fiance is 5' tall. I'm going to literally explode.

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        My fiance is 5' tall. I'm going to literally explode.

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        Depends on how you shove him tho.........as long as your fiance is a man

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          Idk how to interpret this when I read it while laying on my right side. What's on my left... the sun?

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            Idk how to interpret this when I read it while laying on my right side. What's on my left... the sun?

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            You sleeping on a park bench?

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              I only have a table to my left...
              Well this is gonna hurt.

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              My couch is the only object on my left

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                Either my 10in tablet, or my huge ashtray bowl

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                  Not sure how a television is gonna fit, but here we go

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                    A couch. Is this like one of JD Vance's fantasies? To be fucked by a couch?

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                    No you've got it mixed up, he's a-pitchin'.

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                      An ~12"x18"x1" wooden cutting board...

                      I can make this work.

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                        You sleeping on a park bench?

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                        TIL back yards exist

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                          Reading this on the toilet, literally it's toilet paper

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                            It's pointing at my finger, so an easy one.

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                              Well shit, I guess I have to re-enact 1 man 1 jar...

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                              Nonono... just do us a favour and don't film it. I've been scarred enough for a lifetime.

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                                Nonono... just do us a favour and don't film it. I've been scarred enough for a lifetime.

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                                You think you're scarred? You should see my bu- you know what, I'm not making this joke.

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