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    My fiance is 5' tall. I'm going to literally explode.

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      My fiance is 5' tall. I'm going to literally explode.

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      Depends on how you shove him tho.........as long as your fiance is a man

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        Idk how to interpret this when I read it while laying on my right side. What's on my left... the sun?

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          Idk how to interpret this when I read it while laying on my right side. What's on my left... the sun?

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          You sleeping on a park bench?

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            I only have a table to my left...
            Well this is gonna hurt.

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            My couch is the only object on my left

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              Either my 10in tablet, or my huge ashtray bowl

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                Not sure how a television is gonna fit, but here we go

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                  A couch. Is this like one of JD Vance's fantasies? To be fucked by a couch?

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                  No you've got it mixed up, he's a-pitchin'.

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                    An ~12"x18"x1" wooden cutting board...

                    I can make this work.

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                      You sleeping on a park bench?

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                      TIL back yards exist

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                        Reading this on the toilet, literally it's toilet paper

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                          It's pointing at my finger, so an easy one.

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                          • banazir@lemmy.mlB [email protected]

                            Well shit, I guess I have to re-enact 1 man 1 jar...

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                            Nonono... just do us a favour and don't film it. I've been scarred enough for a lifetime.

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                              Nonono... just do us a favour and don't film it. I've been scarred enough for a lifetime.

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                              You think you're scarred? You should see my bu- you know what, I'm not making this joke.

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