Oh god
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My fiance is 5' tall. I'm going to literally explode.
Depends on how you shove him tho.........as long as your fiance is a man
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Idk how to interpret this when I read it while laying on my right side. What's on my left... the sun?
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Idk how to interpret this when I read it while laying on my right side. What's on my left... the sun?
You sleeping on a park bench?
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I only have a table to my left...
Well this is gonna hurt.My couch is the only object on my left
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Either my 10in tablet, or my huge
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Not sure how a television is gonna fit, but here we go
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A couch. Is this like one of JD Vance's fantasies? To be fucked by a couch?
No you've got it mixed up, he's a-pitchin'.
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An ~12"x18"x1" wooden cutting board...
I can make this work.
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You sleeping on a park bench?
TIL back yards exist
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Reading this on the toilet, literally it's toilet paper
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It's pointing at my finger, so an easy one.
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Well shit, I guess I have to re-enact 1 man 1 jar...
Nonono... just do us a favour and don't film it. I've been scarred enough for a lifetime.
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Nonono... just do us a favour and don't film it. I've been scarred enough for a lifetime.
You think you're scarred? You should see my bu- you know what, I'm not making this joke.
