No brainer
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Are we talking about Albert Einstein in his prime, or Albert Einstein now?
Could we put Einstein's bones in a centrifuge, and run at 200km/h?
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Most doors are not 7" thick...
But people are more than 7" thick. It depends on how you interpret it I guess, I read it as moving 7" in any direction which means you'll still overlap with your own body, but if you read it as there being a 7" gap between where you were and where you are now then it would work.
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Most doors are not 7" thick...
But people are. Even if the door is the thickness of paper, if you teleport 7in through it then youre still telefragged
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Most doors are not 7" thick...
The door might not be, but what about the person? Pretty sure most adults are more than 7" thick from sternum to spine. If you're back is only moving 7" forward you're going to end up in the door.
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Okay, I'll bite this time.
- Don't see any use.
- Sell gravel. Become rich.
- If no cooldown you can spam and teleport anywhere as long as there's a path between A and B
- Not sure.
- Turning on every toaster in the world at the same time would probably cripple the various power grids globally.
- If it stacks you could look quite young.
- Could probably make some money checking if safes are empty or not. Doesn't say anything about distance. Could remotely check containers for people. Depends as well on the definition of empty.
- Would be hugely beneficial to some archeologists.
- For anyone who is unable to walk currently this would be good. What happens if you cut your legs off? Can you fly afterwards?
wrote last edited by [email protected]- Don't see any use.
Not sureMight be useful, but who nose.
FTFY
- ...Depends as well on the definition of empty.
"Yep, another container that does not contain a perfect vacuum. Should have taken the free gravel pill..."
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Most doors are not 7" thick...
They aren't, but your body is. If you move just 7 inches forward, part of your body might merge with the door.
This is Nightcrawler's worse nightmare, BTW.
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Unless you mix with the door and all molecules in your body mess up and you die.
The Door.
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- Damn you Plutarch!
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Communication doesn't mean you can breed them. I can communicate with you and someone else but it doesn't mean that I can convince you to breed.
No but you could gain a greater understanding of their needs. You can always learn the job on top of that. Oyster probably don't need much convincing anyway.
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Gravel is basically free already. The real cost is putting it where you want it to be.
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ANY toaster. If you go to a wedding or any formal event with drinks, you can control whoever's giving the toast. That could be pretty powerful.
Puppeteering at its finest.
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No but you could gain a greater understanding of their needs. You can always learn the job on top of that. Oyster probably don't need much convincing anyway.
Yeah that is true.
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Gravel is basically free already. The real cost is putting it where you want it to be.
I mean that is the best pill. It's like inheriting a free quarry. I could instantly undercut every other quarry and would not need to maintain any of the crushers or land to provide any type of gravel.
I'm definitely choosing that one for sure.
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Yeah, but you’d still be hot.
You wouldn't be though. It's 10 hours younger looking (presumably than your actual age, so it doesn't stack)
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That may have a very adversarial effect on health
Only if you think of the wall as an adversary and not an ally.
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Okay, I'll bite this time.
- Don't see any use.
- Sell gravel. Become rich.
- If no cooldown you can spam and teleport anywhere as long as there's a path between A and B
- Not sure.
- Turning on every toaster in the world at the same time would probably cripple the various power grids globally.
- If it stacks you could look quite young.
- Could probably make some money checking if safes are empty or not. Doesn't say anything about distance. Could remotely check containers for people. Depends as well on the definition of empty.
- Would be hugely beneficial to some archeologists.
- For anyone who is unable to walk currently this would be good. What happens if you cut your legs off? Can you fly afterwards?
If you pick 9 and then cut your legs off, you'll have the ability to run as fast as Albert Einstein with his legs cut off could.
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If you pick 9 and then cut your legs off, you'll have the ability to run as fast as Albert Einstein with his legs cut off could.
Imagine how fast that guy could go if he devoted his life to building performance accessibility aids instead of pursuing physics. He probably would have robotic cybernetic legs that outperformed any human runners.
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Free gravel for life could be a game changer.
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Teleport 7 inches away easy lock in:
Teleport up 7 inches on a generator perpetual motion machine.
Walk through thin walls / safes.
Repeatedly teleport forwards never have to walk again.
Teleport out of bed every morning.
Teleport out of clothes at night / sexy times
Look cool AF.
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I would be the Gravel King. You need gravel, you come to me. I would be a benevolent king though. I would grant gravel to those that need it.
It doesn't say the quantity, though. It might be a very small amount every so often. But, if that's not the case, and if we also get to choose where the gravel appears, then I'm using it to construct a man made island out in international waters.
