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You have to make 40 dollars in 3 hours or your family will explode. What do you do?

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    sell tickets to an explosive event. then just keep the money.

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    • gradually_adjusting@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

      Damn that sucks, all y'all unemployed?

      I open my laptop and answer about six emails.

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      You can answer SIX whole emails in three hours?

      damn that's like a full day for me.

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      • G [email protected]

        You can answer SIX whole emails in three hours?

        damn that's like a full day for me.

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        Practise harder!

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          You can answer SIX whole emails in three hours?

          damn that's like a full day for me.

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          Y’all are answering emails?!

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          • reverendender@sh.itjust.worksR [email protected]

            Y’all are answering emails?!

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            Bruh I answer faxes and letters, and I actually prefer that.

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              Clock in at work. 34 minutes later I earn $40.

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                You can answer SIX whole emails in three hours?

                damn that's like a full day for me.

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                That usually a month for me. I don’t respond unless it’s something important.

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                  So $13.33/h?

                  That's less than £10 which I believe would be below minimum wage in my country, so basically any job would do it

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                    So $13.33/h?

                    That's less than £10 which I believe would be below minimum wage in my country, so basically any job would do it

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                    Assuming you get your paycheck either weekly or monthly, you won't have $40 after 3 hours through, even if you did $40 worth of work.

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                      Work for 1.5 hours and take a nap.

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                        Before or after tax?

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                          Go to a cash dispenser

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                            Hop on the Uber hamster wheel again. And again. And again.

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                            • buboscandiacus@mander.xyzB [email protected]

                              Go to a cash dispenser

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                              Can you grab some for me, too, while you're there?

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                              • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                I could suck one dick and have $60 to get my family dinner after their ordeal.

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                                Hell of an hourly rate, unless you're wildly attentive.

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                                  I scroll on my phone for a bit and call it a day.

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                                  • humanius@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                                    Assuming you get your paycheck either weekly or monthly, you won't have $40 after 3 hours through, even if you did $40 worth of work.

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                                    make $40

                                    Doesn't say you have to acquire it personally.

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                                    • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                      I could suck one dick and have $60 to get my family dinner after their ordeal.

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                                      You guys are getting paid?

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                                        Start suckin and fuckin 🫡

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                                        • M [email protected]

                                          make $40

                                          Doesn't say you have to acquire it personally.

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                                          what about "make" as in "create"

                                          everyone's family explodes in this thread

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