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You have to make 40 dollars in 3 hours or your family will explode. What do you do?

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    So $13.33/h?

    That's less than £10 which I believe would be below minimum wage in my country, so basically any job would do it

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    Assuming you get your paycheck either weekly or monthly, you won't have $40 after 3 hours through, even if you did $40 worth of work.

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      Work for 1.5 hours and take a nap.

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        Before or after tax?

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          Go to a cash dispenser

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            Hop on the Uber hamster wheel again. And again. And again.

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              Go to a cash dispenser

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              Can you grab some for me, too, while you're there?

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              • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                I could suck one dick and have $60 to get my family dinner after their ordeal.

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                Hell of an hourly rate, unless you're wildly attentive.

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                  I scroll on my phone for a bit and call it a day.

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                  • humanius@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                    Assuming you get your paycheck either weekly or monthly, you won't have $40 after 3 hours through, even if you did $40 worth of work.

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                    make $40

                    Doesn't say you have to acquire it personally.

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                    • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                      I could suck one dick and have $60 to get my family dinner after their ordeal.

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                      You guys are getting paid?

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                        Start suckin and fuckin 🫡

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                          make $40

                          Doesn't say you have to acquire it personally.

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                          what about "make" as in "create"

                          everyone's family explodes in this thread

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                            Donating plasma only takes about an hour

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                              I would just ask my brother to give me $40. I think he would probably do that to avoid exploding.

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                              This is the winner in my book

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                                Just pick up a shift at work.

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                                  "loving family"

                                  Oh honey...

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                                  But step bro...

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                                    am I already scheduled for a shift? I make that hourly.

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                                      40 dollars? That's all? I'm salaried and can work any hours I want to, so I guess I'm logging in at work and writing a few lines of code or answering some emails.

                                      Twenty minutes will do it. Probably round it up to half an hour just to be safe. And honestly, if I get into the zone, an hour will fly by, easy.

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                                        Can't I just take $40 out of my wallet?

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                                          Go to work for an hour

                                          Take my bottles to the depot

                                          Ask a buddy to spot me 40

                                          Sell a couple things

                                          … check my bank account?

                                          $40 isn’t that much money…

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