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You have to make 40 dollars in 3 hours or your family will explode. What do you do?

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    Before or after tax?

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      Go to a cash dispenser

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        Hop on the Uber hamster wheel again. And again. And again.

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        • buboscandiacus@mander.xyzB [email protected]

          Go to a cash dispenser

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          Can you grab some for me, too, while you're there?

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          • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

            I could suck one dick and have $60 to get my family dinner after their ordeal.

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            Hell of an hourly rate, unless you're wildly attentive.

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              I scroll on my phone for a bit and call it a day.

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              • humanius@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                Assuming you get your paycheck either weekly or monthly, you won't have $40 after 3 hours through, even if you did $40 worth of work.

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                make $40

                Doesn't say you have to acquire it personally.

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                • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                  I could suck one dick and have $60 to get my family dinner after their ordeal.

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                  You guys are getting paid?

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                    Start suckin and fuckin 🫡

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                      make $40

                      Doesn't say you have to acquire it personally.

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                      what about "make" as in "create"

                      everyone's family explodes in this thread

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                        Donating plasma only takes about an hour

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                          I would just ask my brother to give me $40. I think he would probably do that to avoid exploding.

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                          This is the winner in my book

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                            Just pick up a shift at work.

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                              "loving family"

                              Oh honey...

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                              But step bro...

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                                am I already scheduled for a shift? I make that hourly.

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                                  40 dollars? That's all? I'm salaried and can work any hours I want to, so I guess I'm logging in at work and writing a few lines of code or answering some emails.

                                  Twenty minutes will do it. Probably round it up to half an hour just to be safe. And honestly, if I get into the zone, an hour will fly by, easy.

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                                    Can't I just take $40 out of my wallet?

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                                      #43

                                      Go to work for an hour

                                      Take my bottles to the depot

                                      Ask a buddy to spot me 40

                                      Sell a couple things

                                      … check my bank account?

                                      $40 isn’t that much money…

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                                      • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                                        Hell of an hourly rate, unless you're wildly attentive.

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                                        $33 an hour is a lot? I'm not up on the dick sucking market, but that seems like a good deal.

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                                          Um...my job?

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