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    I'll see your Brussels Sprouts, and raise you Cashews:

    Cashew fruit

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    Aren't the tops edible too? I wonder how the little shriveled bean thing on the end became internationally popular but the juicy looking fruit on top isn't. Like, every cashew harvested has to have the fruity part too, what do they all get used for?

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    • carbonicedragon@pawb.socialC [email protected]

      Aren't the tops edible too? I wonder how the little shriveled bean thing on the end became internationally popular but the juicy looking fruit on top isn't. Like, every cashew harvested has to have the fruity part too, what do they all get used for?

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      They’re called cashew apples. You can find them at asian and latin grocery stores sometimes. Never had one, but i hear they are tasty, they’re hard to transport, though, so you have to be in the right areas to find them.

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      • R [email protected]

        It's extremely low maintenance once it establishes though which is nice.

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        I'm sorry, I'm still in awe that anyone would hear that asparagus needs two years to grow enough for a viable harvest and still think it's worth doing

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        • macncheezus@lemmy.todayM [email protected]

          I see your brussels sprouts and raise you pineapples:

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          Fuck. Im in a hot area but not zone 10-12 hot.

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            I've seen markets sell brussels sprouts on the stalk but I didn't know it had leaves.

            I figured the leaves were the brussels sprouts,

            Thanks for the info.

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            First time I saw them I felt like someone was playing a massive prank on me… in a random supermarket, by putting clearly alien veggies in the veggie section

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              4 years isn't it? I looked into it back in the 90s, decided hell no. LOL, it was suggested to dig a 4' deep trench to plant them.

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              The greenhouses around me sell matured asparagus roots. Don't have to wait this way.

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                I'm sorry, I'm still in awe that anyone would hear that asparagus needs two years to grow enough for a viable harvest and still think it's worth doing

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                Well it takes 2 years to grow, but the harvest is in the 3rd year, at least when I've done it. It's a perennial with minimal maintenance aside from weeding & water

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                • macncheezus@lemmy.todayM [email protected]

                  I see your brussels sprouts and raise you pineapples:

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                  Damn. You beat me to it.

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                  • carbonicedragon@pawb.socialC [email protected]

                    Aren't the tops edible too? I wonder how the little shriveled bean thing on the end became internationally popular but the juicy looking fruit on top isn't. Like, every cashew harvested has to have the fruity part too, what do they all get used for?

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                    They're not great. But you can make decent jam from them.

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                    • idunnololz@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                      Damn. You beat me to it.

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                      Uh… you’re welcome?

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                      • C [email protected]

                        Fuck. Im in a hot area but not zone 10-12 hot.

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                        Maybe a greenhouse would work?

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                          Oh no that’s not even them as babies. That’s like two years in.

                          This is baby asparagus. It takes forever to develop to actual asperagus stage.

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                          It takes several years, many seasons, much sun and rain for such a magnificent vegetable to grow to maturity and be ripe for the harvest.

                          Unfortunately it tastes like ass, has the texture of twine and makes your piss stink.

                          Vile weed.

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                          • B [email protected]

                            I raise you brussels sprouts:

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                            And the violet one tastes great:

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                              I raise you brussels sprouts:

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                              Brussels sprouts are unreal

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                              • B [email protected]

                                It takes several years, many seasons, much sun and rain for such a magnificent vegetable to grow to maturity and be ripe for the harvest.

                                Unfortunately it tastes like ass, has the texture of twine and makes your piss stink.

                                Vile weed.

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                                You fucking what? Say that to my face

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                                • J [email protected]

                                  Wait until you hear how closely related they are to cabbages

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                                  Everything's brassica!

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                                  • B [email protected]

                                    On another branch of that family tree, those leaves are kale.

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                                    Not even another branch - it's the same exact species, just a different cultivar

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                                    • carbonicedragon@pawb.socialC [email protected]

                                      Aren't the tops edible too? I wonder how the little shriveled bean thing on the end became internationally popular but the juicy looking fruit on top isn't. Like, every cashew harvested has to have the fruity part too, what do they all get used for?

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                                      Cashew juice is very tasty and it's quite popular here in brazil. It also has medicinal properties for when you have diarrhea.

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                                      • D [email protected]

                                        I'm sorry, I'm still in awe that anyone would hear that asparagus needs two years to grow enough for a viable harvest and still think it's worth doing

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                                        It's not that crazy honestly. Fruit trees take even longer.

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                                          It takes several years, many seasons, much sun and rain for such a magnificent vegetable to grow to maturity and be ripe for the harvest.

                                          Unfortunately it tastes like ass, has the texture of twine and makes your piss stink.

                                          Vile weed.

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                                          I just need to know if you’ve given properly sautéed asparagus in olive oil and garlic a chance. If you’re basing this on mom’s boiled mush you need to give it a second chance.

                                          Also I personally find it funny when I get to piss stinky piss. Like farts for my dick!

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