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In Finland, they advertise the largest container of mayonnaise as "American Size"

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  • A [email protected]

    It's called a tub of mayonnaise thank you very much.

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    • sheridan@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

      In America the family sized mayo comes in a 55 gallon barrel. That'll last for about a month.

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      For a family on a diet maybe

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      • P [email protected]

        How does it compare to amateur mayonnaise?

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        Amateur mayonnaise practices until it gets it right.

        Professional mayonnaise practices until it does not get it wrong.

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        • A [email protected]

          Sips from mayonnaise bucket

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          Slurps from Coke bucket

          Sticks entire head into KFC bucket

          Rinse and repeat until coronary arteries are plugged shut

          "Murica"

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          • S [email protected]

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            Almost enough for a regular Midwestern salad.

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            • sheridan@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

              In America the family sized mayo comes in a 55 gallon barrel. That'll last for about a month.

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              I just converted it. It's more than 200kg!
              Does the whole family drink a glass of it everyday?
              How in the world are you finishing that in a month?

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                Are all your jars made from plastic?

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                • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                  I'm sad that I missed posting this on the 4th

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                  In Europe it's code for "fatlards".

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                  • M [email protected]

                    64 fluid ounces = 128 servings of 1 Tablespoon = 11,520 total calories, if you use a child-cheater to scrape out every drop.

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                    A what??

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                      A what??

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                      Oh sorry, family word maybe? A child cheater is a flexible spatula (rubber or silicone) rounded on one side, that scrapes all the yummy cake batter out of the bowl and into the baking pan, leaving not enough to lick.

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                        I just converted it. It's more than 200kg!
                        Does the whole family drink a glass of it everyday?
                        How in the world are you finishing that in a month?

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                        I think they were exaggerating for comedic effect. I hope..

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                          Oh sorry, family word maybe? A child cheater is a flexible spatula (rubber or silicone) rounded on one side, that scrapes all the yummy cake batter out of the bowl and into the baking pan, leaving not enough to lick.

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                          That makes sense!

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                            Sips from mayonnaise bucket

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                            You didn't even microwave it first.

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                            • O [email protected]

                              Out of curiosity, I just checked my pantry. I have two 30 ounce jars (1400+ grams), sitting in reserve.

                              This genuinely represents a failure to comprehend the scale of American food products.

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                              Bro, stop. I can only laugh at Americans so much. And with your fascist leadership I now feel kinda bad for laughing at you.

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                                Maybe American ant size. Costco sells a lovely 1.9L jar.

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                                Liter? Americans aren't even consistent with their weird systems of measurements. Why is it not marked as 568.3844 fl oz? Or 0.244 football fields or 38.38383 yards or smth

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                                  Liter? Americans aren't even consistent with their weird systems of measurements. Why is it not marked as 568.3844 fl oz? Or 0.244 football fields or 38.38383 yards or smth

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                                  America labels things in freedom and metric. What doesn't make sense to be is using volume and not weight.

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                                    I believe (based on nothing but a whim) that us shopping culture is based on buying supplies (shopping for a week or more) while the European shopping culture evolved more from daily supplies from the market. Rural Europe would be the same i guess, but old cities was made for daily commerce

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                                    I lived in a couple of countries on Europe and the daily and bi-daily shopping is only really for people who live in big cities and commute by public transport and will pass by a small grocery shop on their way home from work.

                                    As far as I can tell most people do a single weekly shopping generally by driving to a supermarket or even hypermarket either on the weekend or at the end of a working day, hence the popularity of such large surfaces.

                                    Even in places like The Netherlands people have side bags on their bicycles and can just cycle to a supermarket once or twice a week if they don't feel like driving there and bring the shopping on the side bags.

                                    From my own experience with my grandparents (farmers in Portugal), rural food planing timeframes are even longer than a week, as people relied (at least 50+ years ago) on preserved meats and longer duration things like dried pulses, certain fruits, and staples like potatoes for months or even a whole year and then add in season fruits and vegetables and even just go outside and pick up whatever was ripe then from a plot next to their home (so, for example, make soup with some salted pork bellies and chipeas from their food stores and some spinach and carrots picked up from from a farming plot near the house).

                                    Anyways, even in Europe doing a weekly shopping is generally more convenient.

                                    Mind you, it's great when you live inside a big enough city and you can just hop out of the tram a stop or two early on your way home and go by a mini-market to buy, say, some milk and fresh vegetables, but that's not how it generally works for most people, mainly because even in a big city, unless you live right by the store it's more time efficient to do one big grocery shopping a week were you can go to bigger places with more selection.

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                                      Are all your jars made from plastic?

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                                      For most things where dropping it is likely and would definitely break it. It also lines up with the cost change for glass going up as the container gets bigger.

                                      I figure part of it is people having a preference for the lighter jar for big quantities, and liking the rigidity of glass for the smaller ones.

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                                      • K [email protected]

                                        600g? Those are rookie numbers. You call that American size? Our smallest jars are 390 (15 oz) grams. Regular and large jars are 780 (30 oz) and 1248 grams (48 oz). And they do have ridiculously big jars too, 1 gallon jars, i.e. 128 oz and 3328 grams, for, like, restaurants and doomsday preppers... or dudes that just really love mayonnaise, I guess.

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                                        Restaurants use a 10 gallon bucket (37.8 liters).

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                                          Liter? Americans aren't even consistent with their weird systems of measurements. Why is it not marked as 568.3844 fl oz? Or 0.244 football fields or 38.38383 yards or smth

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                                          All food and drinks are sold in metric amounts which typically are also very close to an imperial measure.

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