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    I kinda agree but probably for opposite reasons. There's no sliced bread OR butter so it can't be a sandwich. And I'm fairly sure there's no actual chocolate in there. Oreos are definitely biscuits tho.

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      #6

      All the brits in here don't even understand, it's not about the brand name you ninnys, they're chocolate sandwich cookies.

      FIX BAYONETS!

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        All the brits in here don't even understand, it's not about the brand name you ninnys, they're chocolate sandwich cookies.

        FIX BAYONETS!

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        How is it a chocolate sandwich though?

        I have a ham sandwich, or I have a salami sandwich. I don’t have a “bread sandwich.”

        The shit in the middle isn’t chocolate right?

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          #8

          They're called "chocolate sandwich biscuits" in the UK? Huh, I always call them "overrated".

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            How is it a chocolate sandwich though?

            I have a ham sandwich, or I have a salami sandwich. I don’t have a “bread sandwich.”

            The shit in the middle isn’t chocolate right?

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            That's just what the off brand ones call themselves to avoid lawsuits, don't read too much into it.

            Or do idc lol but that's why.

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              The US sees an item not referred to by a corporate brand name, and wouldn't have it.

              They're not alone in it, but their suseptiblity to macro-marketing can only be described as "American level".

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              The brand name is far from the point here but why bother when “grumble grumble America bad” is an option.

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                Brit here. Not once have I heard anyone refer to Oreos this way

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                  How is it a chocolate sandwich though?

                  I have a ham sandwich, or I have a salami sandwich. I don’t have a “bread sandwich.”

                  The shit in the middle isn’t chocolate right?

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                  #12

                  It's a chocolate-flavored sandwich-cookie, not a cookie version of a chocolate sandwich.

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                    Oreos are just shite bourbons

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                      Oreos are just shite bourbons

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                      #14

                      Not just shite, but like they got every facet as wrong as they could. Awful, heinous biscuits.

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                        Oreos are just shite bourbons

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                        Never thought I'd be on the side of the redcoats, but alas you make a good point.

                        I understand now why so many traitorous Scots put on the coat.

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                          Oreos are just shite bourbons

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                          If memory serves, the original oreo, which had some shit futuristic name that makes it sound like a cleaning product or something, are older than bourbons, but bourbons are older than oreos.

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                            If memory serves, the original oreo, which had some shit futuristic name that makes it sound like a cleaning product or something, are older than bourbons, but bourbons are older than oreos.

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                            Hydrox. They're still around, and have always been kosher. vegan.

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                              Oreos are just shite bourbons

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                              Bourbons were just copying the already successful Hydrox cookies. Hydrox is superior to both Bourbons and Oreo, because they have always been vegan

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                                If only the British had sent brand name tea, it wouldn't be at the bottom of Boston harbour.

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                                And none of that Sleepytime crap either! Doesn't work. My mother used to give me a cup before bed constantly in an attempt to get me to sleep more than 4 hours a day.

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                                  Hydrox. They're still around, and have always been kosher. vegan.

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                                  Yeah, bourbons and oreos are both vegan. I can't speak for whether or not a rabbi was present for their slaughter, or whatever.

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                                    Yeah, bourbons and oreos are both vegan. I can't speak for whether or not a rabbi was present for their slaughter, or whatever.

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                                    Oh gotcha, clearly I conflated what dietary requirements they met.

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                                      Oh gotcha, clearly I conflated what dietary requirements they met.

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                                      (Maybe they are kosher, sorry. I was just making a joke of ignorance between kosher and halal. Figured we might as well conflate Islam and Judaism)

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                                        (Maybe they are kosher, sorry. I was just making a joke of ignorance between kosher and halal. Figured we might as well conflate Islam and Judaism)

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                                        I could be wrong, but as I understand it Halal is Kosher, but not the other way around, since Muslims recognize Jews as a people of the book.

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                                          I could be wrong, but as I understand it Halal is Kosher, but not the other way around, since Muslims recognize Jews as a people of the book.

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                                          Ooooh now that does sound like it could be a good fact

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