It's all your fault, Bradley!
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If the white fluid starts coming out pink, you're squeezing too hard.
What if it is dark red almost black?
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What if it is dark red almost black?
Consult with your local mortician.
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Vegan malk, you know its made out of strawberries and not cow malk
I don’t care where it comes from as long as I get my daily dose of vitamin R.
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I don’t care where it comes from as long as I get my daily dose of vitamin R.
vitamin mrrrp mrrrreow meow :3
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Me but I'm going back to almond or soy (the hard stuff) merk instead of the more virtuous plain oat melk.
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Consult with your local mortician.
Never accept the first offer though
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Never accept the first offer though
Good point, that'd be a grave mistake.
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WHY IS NOBODY USING THE CORRECT SPELLING?
IT TOOK ME A LONG TIME TO LEARN, DAMN IT!
WHAT THE FUCK IS MALK?
MELK?
SERIOUSLY?
IT IS SPELLED
M
L
I
K
...no, hold on
IT IS SPELLED
M
I
K
L
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Uhh, isn't Tesco a petroleum company? Or am I thinking of another name
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Uhh, isn't Tesco a petroleum company? Or am I thinking of another name
https://secure.ce-tescoassets.com/assets/HU/320/5999090127320/ShotType1_540x540.jpg
https://i2-prod.dublinlive.ie/incoming/article11943545.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Tesco-petrol-Dundrum.jpg
Maybe it's just sold at tesco? Like an in house brand? Still not good -_-
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If the white fluid starts coming out pink, you're squeezing too hard.
What if it's clear and just leaks out uWu
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WHY IS NOBODY USING THE CORRECT SPELLING?
IT TOOK ME A LONG TIME TO LEARN, DAMN IT!
WHAT THE FUCK IS MALK?
MELK?
SERIOUSLY?
IT IS SPELLED
M
L
I
K
...no, hold on
IT IS SPELLED
M
I
K
L
...YOU WANKERS JINXED IT.wrote last edited by [email protected]I once had a coworker who pronounced it mirk. She was monolingual and had no speech impediments.
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Uhh, isn't Tesco a petroleum company? Or am I thinking of another name
Texaco perhaps?
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I once had a coworker who pronounced it mirk. She was monolingual and had no speech impediments.
Oh she did have impediments.....in her head.
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Vegan malk, you know its made out of strawberries and not cow malk
Why are you saying it "malk" like it's a disease?
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Uhh, isn't Tesco a petroleum company? Or am I thinking of another name
wrote last edited by [email protected]Tesco is a UK supermarket chain. You're thinking of Texaco
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Why are you saying it "malk" like it's a disease?
There was some vegan tiktoker who said it like that. "This is vegan because it is strawberry malk and not like cow malk"
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There was some vegan tiktoker who said it like that. "This is vegan because it is strawberry malk and not like cow malk"
I probably shouldn't have assumed everyone would understand this reference.
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Username checks out.
