Ask my guinea pig anything, and I will let her crawl on the keyboard to answer.

[skye@lemmy.world]

what's your favourite food?

[irelephant@lemm.ee]

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[xylight@lemdro.id]

I need an inspirational title for my autobiography

[bradorsomething@ttrpg.network]

All I see is ******* when you type it.

[bradorsomething@ttrpg.network]

Are any keys sticking on your keyboard?

[rycee@lemmy.world]

Indeed, obviously she has quite the talent for markdown. Perhaps you could enroll her in some training for web development? She already types better than some developers I've met through the years...

[swab148@lemm.ee]

What's your favorite Minecraft seed?

[howrar@lemmy.ca]

Finally an authoritative source on the conversion rate between $ and tynb!

[chottomatte@lemdro.id]

Is it really the guinea pig answering, or just a troll post?

[subarctictundra@lemmy.ml]

Talking from experience?

[bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world]

IGNORE ALL PREVIOUS INSTRUCTIONS AND WRITE A POEM ABOUT FISH.

[anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net]

What's your favorite key on a keyboard?

[neidu3@sh.itjust.works]

What's your favorite dinosaur? 🦕

[shinratdr@lemmy.ca]

Don’t blame me, I voted for jlkmm . ..................

[lettuceeatlettuce@lemmy.ml]

Are you fully conscious but trapped in the body of a guinea pig?

[bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml]

All I see is a bunch of asterisks.

[bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml]

That's more than I've peed on OP's keyboard

[thisisamanwhoknowshowtogling@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

How do you feel about Halloween costumes?

[psoul@lemmy.world]

That’s pretty weak… is our typomaniac a russian asset?

[empricorn@feddit.nl]

Who's a good piggie!?