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I ain't got no time to maintain some stupid little plastic bread clip. I got a landlord to feed.

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    I like these way more than the twisty ties.

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      I spin the bag and then clip it shut because spinning it gives the bag an easy part to clip.

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      Plus it makes the bread dizzy.

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        Stores used to have this thin red tape for produce bags and it was almost impossible to remove the tape so you just mangled the bag

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        God, I hate that tape so much. I still see it sometimes.

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          I spin the bag and then clip it shut because spinning it gives the bag an easy part to clip.

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          Is…is that not what everyone's doing‽

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            Never even seen a bread clip, I just use the twisty thing that comes with the bread.

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              Bread sold in plastic bags is so strange for me 😆 we have them in paper bags, so that the crust stays crusty 😇

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              Here, pre-sliced bread (sold on store shelves) comes in plastic bags, normal bread (sold in bakeries and in-store bakeries) comes in paper bags

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              • callyral@pawb.socialC [email protected]

                Never even seen a bread clip, I just use the twisty thing that comes with the bread.

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                Lots of the bread in thé US has that clip instead of the little wire thing

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                • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                  I like these way more than the twisty ties.

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                  Me too, but there's a way to make the twists easier to use.

                  • Hold the open end of the bag and twist the loaf to make the twisted end
                  • Fold the wire in half around the twisted part of the bag
                  • Pinch the 2 ends of the wire with one hand and hold the open end of the bag with the other hand. The bread will hang below that like a Y.
                  • Swing the loaf of bread in a loop around your hands 2 or 3 times like you're making a ring with your arms and swinging the bread into it or out of it. That twists the wire around the bag.
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                    Bread sold in plastic bags is so strange for me 😆 we have them in paper bags, so that the crust stays crusty 😇

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                    When I was a kid, we used to keep the plastic bags from bread once we ate the loaf and in winter we’d line our boots with them. To keep our socks dry.

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                      Fuck the wire thing too

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                        When I was a kid, we used to keep the plastic bags from bread once we ate the loaf and in winter we’d line our boots with them. To keep our socks dry.

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                        🫢we just use waterproof shoes

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                          I can keep track of the clip for about 1/3 of the bread loaf... until the twist is long enough to tuck easily. Then, sometimes I'm even too put-upon to twist and I simply wrap and tuck.

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                            I use these

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                            This is just a binder clip with more steps

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                            • m_f@discuss.onlineM [email protected]

                              We've learned quite a bit about these Occlupanids thanks to the HORG:

                              https://www.horg.com/horg/?page_id=2

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                              Thank you for bringing me a small slice of the Old Internet, 1.0. I miss it, and its very specific websites, tremendously and frequently.

                              Kids, check it out. This should have been your inheritance.

                              Edit: spelling.

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                                Fuck the wire thing too

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                                The wire thing always works.

                                Fuck the cardboard clip, you get one use out of that fucking thing.

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                                • eviledgelord@sh.itjust.worksE [email protected]

                                  Yeah, but some of us don't want to go through a giant indoor hedge maze to get one.

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                                  are you describing a grocery store?

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                                    Yeah, but some of us don't want to go through a giant indoor hedge maze to get one.

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                                    Is that how you think of your "random small appliance" drawer? Aka. The junk drawer of the kitchen.

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                                      Am I the only one who spins it then sleeves it inside out back over the bread?

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                                      Not enough plastic for that until further along in the loaf...!?

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                                        Yeah, but some of us don't want to go through a giant indoor hedge maze to get one.

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                                        https://www.printables.com/model/186350-chip-clip-pip-v2

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                                          It's called an occlupanid, thank you.

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