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Can anyone confirm accuracy?

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      No QBASIC, can not confirm.

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        Bottom right should be "You're a nerd and getting old".

        Source: I was dicking around with mod_perl yesterday.

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          Nope, JS is “You think you are nerd”.

          Also, why React is there? It’s a lib not a language

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            Nope, JS is “You think you are nerd”.

            Also, why React is there? It’s a lib not a language

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            This guy right here is a certified nerd

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              This guy right here is a certified nerd

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              This guy right here is a certified nerd certifier

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                Ah, yes. My favourite programming language (checks notes) HTML...

                If your favourite programming language is HTML, we do not grant you the title of Nerd.

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                  No Haskell so I'm not a nerd 😎.
                  Though from the languages I use the most (Java & Python) and other languages I enjoy (Rust, Julia) I can infer that I'm probably a bit of a nerd.

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                    • Java: you are in corporate IT
                    • JS: you like surface things more than efficiency
                    • Ruby: you are a gamer/modder/plugin maker
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                      Nope, JS is “You think you are nerd”.

                      Also, why React is there? It’s a lib not a language

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                      Node: Did you say "Nerd"?

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                        Why tiktok

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                          Rust: Nerdy Transfem

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                            This guy right here is a certified nerd

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                            definitely a nerd's nerd.

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                              matlab is nobody's favourite language. although using it does require an engineering degree, which makes you a nerd.

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                                Julia is a regular nerd?

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                                  I think simply knowing what the "F" is means you're old and a nerd.

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                                    RoR: am I a joke to you

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                                      RoR: am I a joke to you

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                                      Ah, right, Ruby on Rails.

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                                        I didn't knew that (1) Fortran has such logo and (2) I am old. Shit

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                                          A real nerd would know that React is a library and HTML is a markup language, and neither are programming languages.

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