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Can anyone confirm accuracy?

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  • ladybutterfly@lazysoci.alL [email protected]
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    F in the chat for Fortran programmers.

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    • ladybutterfly@lazysoci.alL [email protected]
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      I use R for all sorts of bioinformatics shenanigens, and I remind myself daily I am not a nerd. Even my rows of warhammer books, minis and Corvus Corax poster confirm to me I am not a nerd.....
      The Emperor Protects....my code

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        I think simply knowing what the "F" is means you're old and a nerd.

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        It's still commonly used in STEM fields.

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        • J [email protected]

          No QBASIC, can not confirm.

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          BASICA represent.

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          • sevon@lemmy.kde.socialS [email protected]

            Node: Did you say "Nerd"?

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            I only believe in Bun.

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            • L [email protected]

              Nope, JS is “You think you are nerd”.

              Also, why React is there? It’s a lib not a language

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              Come on y’all, would you lay off the gatekeeping. Some of us still think the free web’s a good thing, lest we all end up in a walled garden hellscape. JavaScript is therefore needed if we’re being pragmatic. Just transpile it from TypeScript if you’re too stuck up for dynamic languages building something big.

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              • ladybutterfly@lazysoci.alL [email protected]
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                What about bash?

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                • ladybutterfly@lazysoci.alL [email protected]
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                  Matlab sucks ass no real engineers use it, only college kids.

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                  • ladybutterfly@lazysoci.alL [email protected]
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                    Most of these are scripting languages. Some are even markup languages. It's like the meme creator didn't even know what a programming language was.
                    I hope someone got fired for that blunder

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                    • ladybutterfly@lazysoci.alL [email protected]
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                      #30

                      Fixed!
                      "Fotran: You are old dead and a nerd"

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                      • ladybutterfly@lazysoci.alL [email protected]
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                        I might be a nerd...

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                        • ladybutterfly@lazysoci.alL [email protected]
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                          Which one of these symbols is Bash? If none, does that mean I'm not a nerd?

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                          • gerryflap@feddit.nlG [email protected]

                            No Haskell so I'm not a nerd 😎.
                            Though from the languages I use the most (Java & Python) and other languages I enjoy (Rust, Julia) I can infer that I'm probably a bit of a nerd.

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                            I believe Haskell makes you the pope of nerds.

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                            • ladybutterfly@lazysoci.alL [email protected]
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                              Please, direct your hatred for R here:

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                              • lime@feddit.nuL [email protected]

                                matlab is nobody's favourite language. although using it does require an engineering degree, which makes you a nerd.

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                                Or a physics student who wants to cry. cue thousand yard stare to freshman year in college.

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                                • 7empest@beehaw.org7 [email protected]

                                  I use R for all sorts of bioinformatics shenanigens, and I remind myself daily I am not a nerd. Even my rows of warhammer books, minis and Corvus Corax poster confirm to me I am not a nerd.....
                                  The Emperor Protects....my code

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                                  R still gives me chills, never hated a language until I had to use R in my PhD.

                                  Still furious when half packages need different versions of the same thing making them incompatible.

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                                    Or a physics student who wants to cry. cue thousand yard stare to freshman year in college.

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                                    at least you don't have to use simulink, right?

                                    ...right?

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                                      R still gives me chills, never hated a language until I had to use R in my PhD.

                                      Still furious when half packages need different versions of the same thing making them incompatible.

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                                      This is how I feel about python. At least you can do C adjacent things in R.

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                                      • kn0wmad1c@programming.devK [email protected]

                                        Most of these are scripting languages. Some are even markup languages. It's like the meme creator didn't even know what a programming language was.
                                        I hope someone got fired for that blunder

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                                        I bet there are people out there that have React as favorite language

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                                        • lime@feddit.nuL [email protected]

                                          at least you don't have to use simulink, right?

                                          ...right?

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                                          I think that was it? But it's also been almost 20 years 😭

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