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Can anyone confirm accuracy?

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  • J [email protected]

    Thankfully I suck at that, but holy crap it is prevelent in this industry. The alcohol abuse is cray. Doesn't help when you travel constantly. I don't travel much anymore, but the people who spend 90+% of the year in the field, while having a family, are fundamentally broken. Fun to party once in a while, but when they do this shit multiple times a week, I don't understand.

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    Yeah holy shit. When I was starting out and tagged along a senior on a trip he literally hauled a big backpack of spirits with him.

    Got out of that industry after a few years when I realized why every senior was drinking. The money was just not worth it for me.

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      The cool kids use AI to code

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      • O [email protected]

        I used to develop with PHP all the time . That was back in 2010 when my teenage soul still had hope and dreams. Can someone still developing tell me what I should use for the backend today? Also I can never understand GIT as a single developer. The fuck is that? I've tried everything to understand.

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        Can someone still developing tell me what I should use for the backend today?

        I recommend checking out Python (Django) and Ruby (Ruby on Rails) if you want nice and easy modern Web frameworks that also aren't that weird if you have PHP experience.

        Also I can never understand GIT as a single developer. The fuck is that? I've tried everything to understand.

        Versioning your code with Git makes it much easier to experiment with new ideas. Cocked up a file? Pull it from the previous version. Create new branches for experiments, merge them in if they work, toss them if they don't, or keep them around just in case, without them ever getting in your way in the "real" version.

        And if you keep the code in a server (GitHub etc), that gives you a backup location and makes it easier to work on code on multiple systems.

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          Can't confirm, I'm old and a nerd and I love C++

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          • P [email protected]

            as an R user, what is matlab what is it about

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            It's mainly a tool for working with matrices (matrix laboratory). This is useful for solving ordinary differential equations. Learning Matlab is usually a requirement for first year engineering students. I'm now a licensed chemical engineer, and I haven't used Matlab since sophomore year.

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            • I [email protected]

              It's mainly a tool for working with matrices (matrix laboratory). This is useful for solving ordinary differential equations. Learning Matlab is usually a requirement for first year engineering students. I'm now a licensed chemical engineer, and I haven't used Matlab since sophomore year.

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              i technicly will get the title of enginner (barely) from my uni course we use r for statistics and data analysis

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              • lime@feddit.nuL [email protected]

                at least you don't have to use simulink, right?

                ...right?

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                Simulink was the fun part of Matlab.

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                • V [email protected]

                  HTML 5 is also not a programming language.

                  That being said. The JS hate is kinda cringe at this point. It's a perfectly fine language all things considered.

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                  Isn't it Turing complete or was that CSS?

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                  • kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zoneK [email protected]

                    Rust: Nerdy Transfem

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                    Welp, I guess you're sort of right…

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                    • M [email protected]
                      • Java: you are in corporate IT
                      • JS: you like surface things more than efficiency
                      • Ruby: you are a gamer/modder/plugin maker
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                      I've never heard of Ruby outside Ruby on Rails. What games use it?

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                        My dad first learned to Code in Pascal. Where would he fall?

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                          We can just remove the HTML5 entry all together.

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                            Fortran has a logo now?

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                              My dad first learned to Code in Pascal. Where would he fall?

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                              I still do.

                              I wish they'd open source Delphi (and most of the libraries). Might actually breathe some life back into it.

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                              • blackmist@feddit.ukB [email protected]

                                Fortran has a logo now?

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                                It's just an f in serif

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                                  rust: you're about to get a blahaj and a tiny blue pill.

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                                  • P [email protected]

                                    Yep. It has no logo of its own, so it sometimes gets identified by the animal on the O'Reilly book

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                                    perl logo is just the infopop ultimate bulletin board logo.

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                                    • O [email protected]

                                      I used to develop with PHP all the time . That was back in 2010 when my teenage soul still had hope and dreams. Can someone still developing tell me what I should use for the backend today? Also I can never understand GIT as a single developer. The fuck is that? I've tried everything to understand.

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                                      never understand GIT as a single developer.

                                      I use it to make it easier to work on stuff from my desktop, laptop, from windows or from Linux...

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                                        I've never heard of Ruby outside Ruby on Rails. What games use it?

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                                        I know of Minetest. And mpv (not a game) plugins. And Asciidoctor is built in it (for examples outside RoR).

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                                        • C [email protected]

                                          Simulink was the fun part of Matlab.

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                                          neeeeerd

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