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  • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

    Praying to the Porcelain Throne instead of God.

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    I don’t think that’s how diarrhea works.

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      So it reads that moment of silent prayer, and I just couldn't stop farting. Squeaker after squeaker squoze out of their own volition, almost like a metronome. Every five seconds. I had to get up and leave because I was embarrassed and also was losing a battle against the giggles.

      So like let's not say church is always boring.

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          Ungodly stench

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          Faithful flatulence.

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            It was supposed to be a fart but it came with friends.

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