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      I actually did not guess that.

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        Holy shit

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          The Lord does not accept such excuses. Go in your soiled Sunday best just as you are seen before Him.

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            God works in mysterious ways

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              You shouldn't be pre-gaming comunion with worst tacobell has to offer

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                I actually did not guess that.

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                it says right there that you guessed it. God would not allow those words to be written down unless it was true.
                see also: bible

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                  God works in mysterious ways

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                  Mostly around the anus.

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                    You shouldn't be pre-gaming comunion with worst tacobell has to offer

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                    But then what am I supposed to put in the collection plate?

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                      Mostly around the anus.

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                      He loves to see that ass work

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                        Wait I thought you didn't make it to church?

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                          When you're sliding into first and you feel something burst...

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                            But then what am I supposed to put in the collection plate?

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                            You hold onto the sauce packet you get when you go after church not before

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                              Wait I thought you didn't make it to church?

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                              Praying to the Porcelain Throne instead of God.

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                                Holy shit

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                                Blessed propulsion.

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                                  I actually did not guess that.

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                                  Are you saying the image lies??

                                  How dare.

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                                    When you're sliding into first and you feel something burst...

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                                    that's amore

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                                      Blessed propulsion.

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                                      Ungodly stench

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                                        Light a candle, ffs.

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                                          He loves to see that ass work

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                                          He hate us cuz he anus.

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