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  • S [email protected]

    Like what it smells like but pissier and salty af. At first. After you slather on it for a while it all just tastes the same because you've cleaned it with your mouth and throat. I do not enjoy unclean penis. It is not fun, it is not hot. Please clean your nasty cocks for the love of god. Hygiene, people, hygiene!

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    makes sense. and ewww people really needa learn basic hygiene.

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    • r3d4ct3d@midwest.socialR [email protected]

      wait, so a “glory hole” is a tool for science? TIL!

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      Just don’t forget to bring your nachos

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      • S [email protected]

        Oh god I'm close keep going

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        🌰 🥜 🔩

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        • E [email protected]

          It's probably just a joke to piss off conservatives. If correct, it works be a worthy cause.

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          Did you know light beer tastes like cum?

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            Did you know light beer tastes like cum?

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            Can confirm. Cum tastes exactly like Michelob Ultra.

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            • S [email protected]

              Altar boy?

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              what? no. just my best friend’s older brother who happened to be a sexual predator.

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              • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                Um excuse me?

                I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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                #110

                Have you ever microwaved a brick of Brie for crackers....smells...pungent. Reminiscent of post-coitus, LoL, great for date night

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                • F [email protected]

                  makes sense. and ewww people really needa learn basic hygiene.

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                  I dated a girl who would wash her pp every time she went to the bathroom.

                  I miss her. She had a very nice (and clean) pp, but gods, she did things with her fingers 🤤 fifteen minute straight, actual screaming orgasms. I've never been so embarrassed of being at a loss of control of my entire body. Just with her fingers 🤌

                  ....Nothing else has or ever will compare 😣 ... Especially dirty dick people ☹️

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                  • P [email protected]

                    It's Kiss-Shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade from Kizumonogatari, but you probably know her by the name Shinobu

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                    Thank you!

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                    • S [email protected]

                      🌰 🥜 🔩

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                      Gonna eat some guac and wash it down with some pool water.

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                      • F [email protected]

                        I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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                        Smells more like rotten wet mushrooms

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                        • S [email protected]

                          Did you know light beer tastes like cum?

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                          maybe it's because american light beer is just really close to fucking water.

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                          • T [email protected]

                            Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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                            Fucking hell

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                              Sounds like someone likes to jerk it with avocado oil and didn't tell the researcher

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                              • L [email protected]

                                I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                                I showed this meme to my wife, she agrees with you

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                                Her boyfriend's penis must be clean.

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                                  AI says what?

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                                  • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                    Well they don't taste like dirty penis either.

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                                    This is gold. Thank you.

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                                    • remembertheapollo_@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                                      AI says what?

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                                        Her boyfriend's penis must be clean.

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                                        Last I checked mine was cleaner, and I won the swordfight

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                                        • T [email protected]

                                          Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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