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    that's untrue

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      Does this mean I have never tasted a clean penis?

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        that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.

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          Does this mean I have never tasted a clean penis?

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          I wouldn't know, I've never tasted an avocado

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          • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zoneE [email protected]

            that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.

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            Cursed ball mouse that tastes like clean penis

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            • independantiste@sh.itjust.worksI [email protected]

              that's untrue

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              Sure, but it wouldn't be as funny if it said "doesn't taste like clean penis"

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                How do I unsee an image

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                Some sort of eye surgery

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                  How do I unsee an image

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                  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

                    Sure, but it wouldn't be as funny if it said "doesn't taste like clean penis"

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                    “Scientists discover avocado does not in fact taste like clean penis”

                    It would get a few clicks i reckon

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                    • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

                      Some sort of eye surgery

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                      That doesn't help, it's already in memory.

                      Obviously the answer is suicide.

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                        The "Phineas Gage Special" is not 100% effective.

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                        • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

                          Cursed ball mouse that tastes like clean penis

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                          cleanpenis.fart

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                          • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

                            I wouldn't know, I've never tasted an avocado

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                              “Scientists discover avocado does not in fact taste like clean penis”

                              It would get a few clicks i reckon

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                              Only if extensive testing material was available to view.

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                                Please don't do a blinded experiment

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                                  That doesn't help, it's already in memory.

                                  Obviously the answer is suicide.

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                                  Some sort of existence surgery

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                                    Please don't do a blinded experiment

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                                    Please DO one. Taste only, no biting.

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                                      How do I unsee an image

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                                      this but in reverse
                                      brain no mor

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                                      • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zoneE [email protected]

                                        that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.

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                                        It's vintage, thank you

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                                          How do I unsee an image

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                                          Why do you want to unsee it, don't you like avocados?

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