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  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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    Does this mean I have never tasted a clean penis?

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      that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.

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        Does this mean I have never tasted a clean penis?

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        I wouldn't know, I've never tasted an avocado

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        • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zoneE [email protected]

          that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.

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          Cursed ball mouse that tastes like clean penis

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          • independantiste@sh.itjust.worksI [email protected]

            that's untrue

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            Sure, but it wouldn't be as funny if it said "doesn't taste like clean penis"

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              How do I unsee an image

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              Some sort of eye surgery

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                How do I unsee an image

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                • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

                  Sure, but it wouldn't be as funny if it said "doesn't taste like clean penis"

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                  “Scientists discover avocado does not in fact taste like clean penis”

                  It would get a few clicks i reckon

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                  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

                    Some sort of eye surgery

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                    That doesn't help, it's already in memory.

                    Obviously the answer is suicide.

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                      The "Phineas Gage Special" is not 100% effective.

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                      • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

                        Cursed ball mouse that tastes like clean penis

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                        cleanpenis.fart

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                        • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

                          I wouldn't know, I've never tasted an avocado

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                            “Scientists discover avocado does not in fact taste like clean penis”

                            It would get a few clicks i reckon

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                            Only if extensive testing material was available to view.

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                              Please don't do a blinded experiment

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                                That doesn't help, it's already in memory.

                                Obviously the answer is suicide.

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                                Some sort of existence surgery

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                                  Please don't do a blinded experiment

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                                  Please DO one. Taste only, no biting.

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                                    How do I unsee an image

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                                    this but in reverse
                                    brain no mor

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                                    • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zoneE [email protected]

                                      that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.

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                                      It's vintage, thank you

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                                        Why do you want to unsee it, don't you like avocados?

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                                          Reminds me of fresh cut okra.

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