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    that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.

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      Does this mean I have never tasted a clean penis?

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      I wouldn't know, I've never tasted an avocado

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      • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zoneE [email protected]

        that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.

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        Cursed ball mouse that tastes like clean penis

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        • independantiste@sh.itjust.worksI [email protected]

          that's untrue

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          Sure, but it wouldn't be as funny if it said "doesn't taste like clean penis"

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            How do I unsee an image

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            Some sort of eye surgery

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              How do I unsee an image

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              • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

                Sure, but it wouldn't be as funny if it said "doesn't taste like clean penis"

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                “Scientists discover avocado does not in fact taste like clean penis”

                It would get a few clicks i reckon

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                • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

                  Some sort of eye surgery

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                  That doesn't help, it's already in memory.

                  Obviously the answer is suicide.

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                    The "Phineas Gage Special" is not 100% effective.

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                    • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

                      Cursed ball mouse that tastes like clean penis

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                      cleanpenis.fart

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                      • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

                        I wouldn't know, I've never tasted an avocado

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                          “Scientists discover avocado does not in fact taste like clean penis”

                          It would get a few clicks i reckon

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                          Only if extensive testing material was available to view.

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                            Please don't do a blinded experiment

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                              That doesn't help, it's already in memory.

                              Obviously the answer is suicide.

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                              Some sort of existence surgery

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                                Please don't do a blinded experiment

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                                Please DO one. Taste only, no biting.

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                                  How do I unsee an image

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                                  this but in reverse
                                  brain no mor

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                                  • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zoneE [email protected]

                                    that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.

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                                    It's vintage, thank you

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                                      Why do you want to unsee it, don't you like avocados?

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                                        Reminds me of fresh cut okra.

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                                          Please DO one. Taste only, no biting.

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                                          I’d volunteer for that

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