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  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

    Cursed ball mouse that tastes like clean penis

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    cleanpenis.fart

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    • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

      I wouldn't know, I've never tasted an avocado

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        “Scientists discover avocado does not in fact taste like clean penis”

        It would get a few clicks i reckon

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        Only if extensive testing material was available to view.

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          Please don't do a blinded experiment

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            That doesn't help, it's already in memory.

            Obviously the answer is suicide.

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            Some sort of existence surgery

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              Please don't do a blinded experiment

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              Please DO one. Taste only, no biting.

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                How do I unsee an image

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                this but in reverse
                brain no mor

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                • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zoneE [email protected]

                  that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.

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                  It's vintage, thank you

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                    How do I unsee an image

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                    Why do you want to unsee it, don't you like avocados?

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                    • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                      Reminds me of fresh cut okra.

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                        Please DO one. Taste only, no biting.

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                        I’d volunteer for that

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                          Hey, who's been using my avocado scented soap?

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                            Reminds me of fresh cut okra.

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                            What does?

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                              Only if extensive testing material was available to view.

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                              For that we will need volunteers and taste tasters as well

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                                “Scientists discover avocado does not in fact taste like clean penis”

                                It would get a few clicks i reckon

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                                Sure, but would it be as funny?

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                                  I just asked my wife and she made the face. This is apparently, correct 😂😬😂

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                                    Please don't do a blinded experiment

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                                    wait, so a “glory hole” is a tool for science? TIL!

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                                      "Clean penis"? Only after washing with avocado scented body wash.

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                                        I mean, sure in the sense they dint really taste like much.

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                                          this but in reverse
                                          brain no mor

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                                          Goodness me that is unsettling

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