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  • N [email protected]

    That doesn't help, it's already in memory.

    Obviously the answer is suicide.

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    Some sort of existence surgery

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      Please don't do a blinded experiment

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      Please DO one. Taste only, no biting.

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        How do I unsee an image

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        this but in reverse
        brain no mor

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        • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zoneE [email protected]

          that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.

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          It's vintage, thank you

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            How do I unsee an image

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            Why do you want to unsee it, don't you like avocados?

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            • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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              Reminds me of fresh cut okra.

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                Please DO one. Taste only, no biting.

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                I’d volunteer for that

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                  Hey, who's been using my avocado scented soap?

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                  • C [email protected]

                    Reminds me of fresh cut okra.

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                    What does?

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                    • L [email protected]

                      Only if extensive testing material was available to view.

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                      For that we will need volunteers and taste tasters as well

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                        “Scientists discover avocado does not in fact taste like clean penis”

                        It would get a few clicks i reckon

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                        Sure, but would it be as funny?

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                          I just asked my wife and she made the face. This is apparently, correct 😂😬😂

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                          • F [email protected]

                            Please don't do a blinded experiment

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                            wait, so a “glory hole” is a tool for science? TIL!

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                              "Clean penis"? Only after washing with avocado scented body wash.

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                                I mean, sure in the sense they dint really taste like much.

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                                • P [email protected]

                                  this but in reverse
                                  brain no mor

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                                  Goodness me that is unsettling

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                                    Goodness me that is unsettling

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                                    Anime ain't right

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                                    • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                                      Does a clean penis taste different than clean skin??

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                                      • D [email protected]

                                        Does a clean penis taste different than clean skin??

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                                        Why ask when you can find out?

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                                          Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

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