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    Does a clean penis taste different than clean skin??

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    Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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      this but in reverse
      brain no mor

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      What's the name of the show? Looks familiar

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        It's only fitting considering that avocado means "testicle tree."

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          mmm cockamole

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            Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

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            some of us were just too young to remember the taste. thankfully

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              What's the name of the show? Looks familiar

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              It's Kiss-Shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade from Kizumonogatari, but you probably know her by the name Shinobu

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                It's only fitting considering that avocado means "testicle tree."

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                Well, all living beings came from a common primordial ancestor, so it makes sense that some features are shared.

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                • db0@lemmy.dbzer0.comD [email protected]

                  I just asked my wife and she made the face. This is apparently, correct šŸ˜‚šŸ˜¬šŸ˜‚

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                  Thank you for answering the big questions for us all.

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                    Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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                    God damn dude.

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                      Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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                      I think I'd prefer reverse seared penis but idk

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                        Why ask when you can find out?

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                        I mean if your willing to donate your penis to me in the name of science then im game šŸ˜‰šŸ˜˜

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                          Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

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                          Your the expert, tell us.

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                          • tattorack@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                            Wat?

                            Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.

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                            How can you know for sure though?

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                              Um excuse me?

                              I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                              I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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                                How can you know for sure though?

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                                I've handled both avocados and my own penis plenty of times.

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                                  mmm cockamole

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                                  I hate you, take my up vote.

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                                  • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                    Um excuse me?

                                    I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                                    I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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                                    It's probably just a joke to piss off conservatives. If correct, it works be a worthy cause.

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                                      mmm cockamole

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                                      I think you should consult a dermatologist.

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                                        I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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                                        • tattorack@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                          Wat?

                                          Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.

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                                          Oh yeah? And what does skin taste like, if not avocado?

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