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  • P [email protected]

    this but in reverse
    brain no mor

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    What's the name of the show? Looks familiar

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      It's only fitting considering that avocado means "testicle tree."

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        mmm cockamole

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        • L [email protected]

          Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

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          some of us were just too young to remember the taste. thankfully

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            What's the name of the show? Looks familiar

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            It's Kiss-Shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade from Kizumonogatari, but you probably know her by the name Shinobu

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              It's only fitting considering that avocado means "testicle tree."

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              Well, all living beings came from a common primordial ancestor, so it makes sense that some features are shared.

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              • db0@lemmy.dbzer0.comD [email protected]

                I just asked my wife and she made the face. This is apparently, correct šŸ˜‚šŸ˜¬šŸ˜‚

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                Thank you for answering the big questions for us all.

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                  Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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                  God damn dude.

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                    Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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                    I think I'd prefer reverse seared penis but idk

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                    • L [email protected]

                      Why ask when you can find out?

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                      I mean if your willing to donate your penis to me in the name of science then im game šŸ˜‰šŸ˜˜

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                        Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

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                        Your the expert, tell us.

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                        • tattorack@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                          Wat?

                          Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.

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                          How can you know for sure though?

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                            Um excuse me?

                            I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                            I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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                              How can you know for sure though?

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                              I've handled both avocados and my own penis plenty of times.

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                                mmm cockamole

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                                I hate you, take my up vote.

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                                • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                  Um excuse me?

                                  I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                                  I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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                                  It's probably just a joke to piss off conservatives. If correct, it works be a worthy cause.

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                                    mmm cockamole

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                                    I think you should consult a dermatologist.

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                                      I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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                                      • tattorack@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                        Wat?

                                        Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.

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                                        Oh yeah? And what does skin taste like, if not avocado?

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                                        • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zoneE [email protected]

                                          that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.

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                                          They first tried using avocado pits, but those are a little too uneven, so they went with cooked egg yolks instead.

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