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Good morning, please have a thought you probably never had before.

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  • M [email protected]

    Pineapple banana pizza.

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    #170

    Kiwi pizza

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    • A [email protected]

      It's technically a calzone. Sandwiches aren't closed on the sides.

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      #171

      Uncrustables are. And a calzone is most definitely a sandwich!

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        Punishment is ineffective long-term

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        • K [email protected]

          Sorry it's actually a lasagna.

          There are 3 foods. There is soup. There is salad. And then there is lasagna. That's it.

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          Would spaghetti and meatballs be salad?

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          • P [email protected]

            H2G2 is not funny.
            - Why, I could even start a second fight:
            Big Bang Theory is funny.
            - EDIT: Wait, I have more:
            GNU is bloated beyond belief.
            Painted-on eyebrows look sexy.

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            I'm with you until thr eyebrows.

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            • J [email protected]

              Why are people downvoting us? Are open faced sandwiches such a controversial issue?

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              #175

              IDFK, people get real fuckin' weird about this shit.

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              • L [email protected]

                Cats are better than dogs

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                #176

                People shouldn't keep pets

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                • N [email protected]

                  Steak is single layer meat lasagna with no sauce

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                  #177

                  This is infuriating, I will not have it. No.

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                  • W [email protected]

                    Pour milk first, then cereal.

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                    #178

                    That does make me angry and I have no idea why.

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                    • J [email protected]

                      Why are people downvoting us? Are open faced sandwiches such a controversial issue?

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                      I like to think it's angry spez not wanting good content here. He has a bunch of alts here that he has minions downvote with, while he stands over their shoulder micromanaging what they downvote.

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                        AI is a great invention

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                          "Hey, wanna fight?

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                            https://cuberule.com/

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                            Yep, steak is a salad.

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                              If you like XMPP: Matrix has terrible metadata issues and centralization issues and is funded by a pro-Israel VC funds.

                              If you like Matrix: XMPP is old, outdated software with broken, fragmented encryption schemes, broken group chats, zero leadership and a community going in 8 different directions at once

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                              • J [email protected]

                                AI is a great invention

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                                Agree, AI will be a human's greatest invention if we use them at the correct places. LLM IS NOT AN AI

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                                • S [email protected]

                                  Singular of ravioli is raviolus.

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                                  #185

                                  raviolus

                                  Oh yeah, I'm pretty sure all first year students learn that one at Hogwarts.

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                                  • salamencefury@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                    I think the hyphen in poptart is a bigger sin than the statement.

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                                    https://trademarks.justia.com/854/44/pop-85444103.html apparently it's the canon name and I hate that.

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                                    • rmuk@feddit.ukR [email protected]

                                      The symbol you used, "โ€ข" U+2022 is the bullet, but what if the packaging is actually using "ยท" U+2027, the interpunct, which would suggest the product is actually called "poptarts" not "pop-tarts". Or it might be "ยท" U+22C5, multiplication, meaning we could simplify the product name to "2(pt)oars".

                                      Two part oars.

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                                      I think you're over-complicating the very obvious answer the brand is trying to convey: it's clearly read as "two part oars".

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                                      • M [email protected]

                                        The fact that people care about animals and want less suffering in the world triggered you to provoke. But sure, I am the sensitive one ๐Ÿ˜˜

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                                        #188

                                        Being transphobic and ignoring pronouns does not make you a "tough guy", snowflake.

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                                        • iavicenna@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                                          or better yet "a raviolo is a pop tart"

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                                          Ravioli is just a tart or pasty made out of pasta. Like so many people, they invert the origin.

                                          No, I didn't do any research to back up that assertion. Why would you ask?

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