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it would be a better look

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    Bold of you to assume that I'm not.

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      Too complicated. It would be a gold and diamond encrusted cartridge.
      And we'd have enough holy relic fragments of the bullet which killed Jesus to supply an entire army's ammunition needs.

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        Haha imagine a little golden electric chair, or gallows, or lethal injection machine.

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        I would rock the fuck out of a Diamond encrusted gold guillotine.

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          Does this mean St Peter held his gun sideways?

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            Worshippers of Tupac do wear this.

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              Worshippers of Tupac do wear this.

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              Explicitly as an homage to the crucifix, though.

              Also, this is part of a Bill Hicks bit about Kennedy.

              Lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he’s gonna want to see a [beep]ing cross, man? “Ohhh!” May be why he hasn’t shown up yet. “Man, they’re still wearing crosses. [beep] it, I’m not goin’, Dad. No, they totally missed the point. When they start wearing fishes I might show up again, but … Let me bury fossil heads with you, Dad. [beep] ’em … Let’s [beep] with them! They’re [beep]in’ with me now, let’s get ’em. Give me that brontosaurus head, Dad.”

              You know, kinda like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on, you know. “Thinkin’ of John, Jackie. We love him. Just tryin’ to keep that memory alive, baby.”

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                What if he drowned? Would the Catholics wear golden lakes?

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                Have you tried to drown Jesus? You can't even get the soles of his feet under the waterline.

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                  jesus has sus in it so that means G sus that means G sus is andrew tate and he is sus but whats sus about him . making people fool for his business

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                    jesus has sus in it so that means G sus that means G sus is andrew tate and he is sus but whats sus about him . making people fool for his business

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                    It's too early for this shit.

                    Being that high, I mean.

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                      Have you tried to drown Jesus? You can't even get the soles of his feet under the waterline.

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                      Styrofoam boots

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                        Does this mean St Peter held his gun sideways?

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                        Supposedly was crucified upside down.

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                          Too complicated. It would be a gold and diamond encrusted cartridge.
                          And we'd have enough holy relic fragments of the bullet which killed Jesus to supply an entire army's ammunition needs.

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                          The bullet is a much better idea than a gun. The whole gun thing is kinda gaudy. I also like the "relic" angle of selling fragments to the believers

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                            Have you tried to drown Jesus? You can't even get the soles of his feet under the waterline.

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                            flip him upside down?

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                              Too complicated. It would be a gold and diamond encrusted cartridge.
                              And we'd have enough holy relic fragments of the bullet which killed Jesus to supply an entire army's ammunition needs.

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                                true american dream

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                                  If ancient Rome had had the electric chair as its method of execution, the equivalent of the sign of the cross would be a lot more animated.

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                                    To shreds you say

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                                      It's too early for this shit.

                                      Being that high, I mean.

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                                      wake a nd bake bruh

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                                        I would rock the fuck out of a Diamond encrusted gold guillotine.

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                                        and i could use it for my cigars! i'd have to start smoking

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                                          What if he drowned? Would the Catholics wear golden lakes?

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                                          Would baptisms be called “golden showers”?

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