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it would be a better look

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    Too complicated. It would be a gold and diamond encrusted cartridge.
    And we'd have enough holy relic fragments of the bullet which killed Jesus to supply an entire army's ammunition needs.

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      true american dream

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        If ancient Rome had had the electric chair as its method of execution, the equivalent of the sign of the cross would be a lot more animated.

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          To shreds you say

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            It's too early for this shit.

            Being that high, I mean.

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            wake a nd bake bruh

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              I would rock the fuck out of a Diamond encrusted gold guillotine.

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              and i could use it for my cigars! i'd have to start smoking

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                What if he drowned? Would the Catholics wear golden lakes?

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                Would baptisms be called “golden showers”?

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                  I think we might be wearing bows, crossbows, slings, catapults or trebuchets more than a gun if he was shot, considering they had those other things to shoot him with.

                  wearing a trebuchet on a chain

                  "Jesus was yeeted for your sins."

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                    If ancient Rome had had the electric chair as its method of execution, the equivalent of the sign of the cross would be a lot more animated.

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                    A chair with a lightning bolt through it would honestly be kind of metal.

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                      What if he died by snu snu ?

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                        Some christians do. There's a fork of the unification church.

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                          A chair with a lightning bolt through it would honestly be kind of metal.

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                          Though Christians tensing up, grimacing and shaking would be a lot more peculiar than them touching their forehead, belly and shoulders in succession.

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                            Though Christians tensing up, grimacing and shaking would be a lot more peculiar than them touching their forehead, belly and shoulders in succession.

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                            All of them with their arms on the armrest and making an o-face before every meal would be pretty fun to watch.

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                              Though Christians tensing up, grimacing and shaking would be a lot more peculiar than them touching their forehead, belly and shoulders in succession.

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                              Don't some Christian sects do that as well?

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                                Too complicated. It would be a gold and diamond encrusted cartridge.
                                And we'd have enough holy relic fragments of the bullet which killed Jesus to supply an entire army's ammunition needs.

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                                  What if he died by snu snu ?

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                                  Big bronze fanny

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                                    Random thing I just learned. The other day, I heard the news refer to the company Glock. 33 years of life and I had no idea Glock was a brand name. I thought it was a word for a type of gun, like rifle is a type of gun

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