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    Every shitpost is a quality shitpost.

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      I always wondered how it got on the ceiling...

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      Oh that? Explosive diarrhea and someone from down under not yet accustomed to how things work on the northern hemisphere.

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        Me after forgetting why I swore these off.

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          Me after forgetting why I swore these off.

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          Apparently they got banned here in the Netherlands because they were too spicy. I still see and bought them recently though so I think they might have reduced the spicyness, at least here šŸ˜ž

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            Apparently they got banned here in the Netherlands because they were too spicy. I still see and bought them recently though so I think they might have reduced the spicyness, at least here šŸ˜ž

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            I assume this was the same incorrectly reported news as elsewhere in Europe.

            An big batch of these were missing an EU-compliant warning about the level of spicyness, and was recalled to have a sticker put on to rectify this.

            This was then ofc reported as "noodles too spicy for sale" because that gets more clicks.

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              Apparently they got banned here in the Netherlands because they were too spicy. I still see and bought them recently though so I think they might have reduced the spicyness, at least here šŸ˜ž

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              These are apparently still vanilla on the spicy spectrum for Koreans.

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                Me after forgetting why I swore these off.

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                The 4x is where the real suffering is at

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                  My stomach on a random day for no particular reason. God I wish healthcare didnt suck ass here and wouldnt just write me off.

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                    Get a squatty potty people!

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                      Come on Ice Cream!

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                      • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.worksA [email protected]

                        Fake for internet points. If it was real, the rug would be all scrunched up around the fingertips.

                        Edit: also they have a stool, you'd see the imprint of that, not their feet

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                        Just because you keep your step stool next to the toilet doesn't mean you're Squatty Potty-ing.

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                          Two words: Squatty Potty. Alternatively just eat oatmeal every day for breakfast.

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                            Get a squatty potty people!

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                            I knew there had to be a better way to shit without pulling my pants down! Ordering mine now šŸ‘

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                              Two words: Squatty Potty. Alternatively just eat oatmeal every day for breakfast.

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                              There's even a step stool folded up right next to the toilet! Oatmeal is great though, especially with berries mixed in

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                                Fake for internet points. If it was real, the rug would be all scrunched up around the fingertips.

                                Edit: also they have a stool, you'd see the imprint of that, not their feet

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                                I have that same stool (three, in fact), and they are all as tall as the bowl, not doable for squatty potty.

                                I also have shorter ones that would work great. Kids come in all sizes.

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                                  You know there's a just a sweaty shirt hanging on the across the shower curtain rod

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                                    I have that same stool (three, in fact), and they are all as tall as the bowl, not doable for squatty potty.

                                    I also have shorter ones that would work great. Kids come in all sizes.

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                                    So you're saying you have a stool stool?

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                                      There's even a step stool folded up right next to the toilet! Oatmeal is great though, especially with berries mixed in

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                                      Oatmeal is pig feed. At least thats what my Italian wife says. Won't touch it.

                                      Also, I'm not young. Do typical people really have this hard of a time shitting? I don't eat super well, but I can cut a log like a lumberjack. I sit, shit and split.

                                      Eat a veggie y'all.

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                                        I knew there had to be a better way to shit without pulling my pants down! Ordering mine now šŸ‘

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                                        "Picture lied, shit went in pants instead of toilet. 1/10."

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                                          So you're saying you have a stool stool?

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                                          Ha, they all showed up when the kids did, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't prop myself up for comfort. If it's there, I'm going to use it.

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