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    My stomach on a random day for no particular reason. God I wish healthcare didnt suck ass here and wouldnt just write me off.

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      Get a squatty potty people!

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        Come on Ice Cream!

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        • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.worksA [email protected]

          Fake for internet points. If it was real, the rug would be all scrunched up around the fingertips.

          Edit: also they have a stool, you'd see the imprint of that, not their feet

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          Just because you keep your step stool next to the toilet doesn't mean you're Squatty Potty-ing.

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            Two words: Squatty Potty. Alternatively just eat oatmeal every day for breakfast.

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              Get a squatty potty people!

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              I knew there had to be a better way to shit without pulling my pants down! Ordering mine now 👍

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                Two words: Squatty Potty. Alternatively just eat oatmeal every day for breakfast.

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                There's even a step stool folded up right next to the toilet! Oatmeal is great though, especially with berries mixed in

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                • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.worksA [email protected]

                  Fake for internet points. If it was real, the rug would be all scrunched up around the fingertips.

                  Edit: also they have a stool, you'd see the imprint of that, not their feet

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                  I have that same stool (three, in fact), and they are all as tall as the bowl, not doable for squatty potty.

                  I also have shorter ones that would work great. Kids come in all sizes.

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                    You know there's a just a sweaty shirt hanging on the across the shower curtain rod

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                    • dozzi92@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                      I have that same stool (three, in fact), and they are all as tall as the bowl, not doable for squatty potty.

                      I also have shorter ones that would work great. Kids come in all sizes.

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                      So you're saying you have a stool stool?

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                        There's even a step stool folded up right next to the toilet! Oatmeal is great though, especially with berries mixed in

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                        Oatmeal is pig feed. At least thats what my Italian wife says. Won't touch it.

                        Also, I'm not young. Do typical people really have this hard of a time shitting? I don't eat super well, but I can cut a log like a lumberjack. I sit, shit and split.

                        Eat a veggie y'all.

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                          I knew there had to be a better way to shit without pulling my pants down! Ordering mine now 👍

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                          "Picture lied, shit went in pants instead of toilet. 1/10."

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                            So you're saying you have a stool stool?

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                            Ha, they all showed up when the kids did, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't prop myself up for comfort. If it's there, I'm going to use it.

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                              Hey they have the same poo stool as me!

                              They are way more flexible than me.

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                                Get a squatty potty people!

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                                Its called a poo stool you weirdo.

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                                  • peteypete420@sh.itjust.worksP [email protected]

                                    Its called a poo stool you weirdo.

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                                    Or just skip it and go eastern.

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                                      Or just skip it and go eastern.

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                                      There's a non zero chance it'd hit my foot. Fuck off.

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                                        Oh that? Explosive diarrhea and someone from down under not yet accustomed to how things work on the northern hemisphere.

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                                        I just assumed the crackheads were having a poo ball fight.

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                                          What a load of shit

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