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  • D [email protected]

    I knew there had to be a better way to shit without pulling my pants down! Ordering mine now 👍

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    "Picture lied, shit went in pants instead of toilet. 1/10."

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      So you're saying you have a stool stool?

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      Ha, they all showed up when the kids did, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't prop myself up for comfort. If it's there, I'm going to use it.

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        Hey they have the same poo stool as me!

        They are way more flexible than me.

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          Get a squatty potty people!

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          Its called a poo stool you weirdo.

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            • peteypete420@sh.itjust.worksP [email protected]

              Its called a poo stool you weirdo.

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              Or just skip it and go eastern.

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                Or just skip it and go eastern.

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                There's a non zero chance it'd hit my foot. Fuck off.

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                  Oh that? Explosive diarrhea and someone from down under not yet accustomed to how things work on the northern hemisphere.

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                  I just assumed the crackheads were having a poo ball fight.

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                    What a load of shit

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                      Oh that? Explosive diarrhea and someone from down under not yet accustomed to how things work on the northern hemisphere.

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                      If anything it looks like rock solid constipation. Bend down and puuuuuush!

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                        Get a squatty potty and it will flow with more ease

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                        Or eat more fiber! I started adding a ton, now I don't even have to buy toilet paper! Also, I cracked the tile on the other side of the restroom...

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                        • peteypete420@sh.itjust.worksP [email protected]

                          Hey they have the same poo stool as me!

                          They are way more flexible than me.

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                          Yeah, I feel like maybe someone that is that flexible might not need a poo stool?

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                            Or just skip it and go eastern.

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                            My only complaint here is like, can we not get a dedicated back rest? Then again if we are full squat instead of a seat, we probably aren't staying any longer than is

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                              How did he shoot his poop did it just splatter right into the wall? Unless the dude has really elongated ass.

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                              • peteypete420@sh.itjust.worksP [email protected]

                                My only complaint here is like, can we not get a dedicated back rest? Then again if we are full squat instead of a seat, we probably aren't staying any longer than is

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                                Decreases doom scrolling for sure.

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                                • peteypete420@sh.itjust.worksP [email protected]

                                  Hey they have the same poo stool as me!

                                  They are way more flexible than me.

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                                  Oh god. Is that a poo stool? I've got one that I've been using to sit on when I have to wait in line for an hour or so every week. ARE PEOPLE JUDGING ME??

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                                    I honestly sort of just sit on the toilet like this normally (not on a public toilet). It's comfortable for me to sort of lean all the way forward and hug my legs while I'm sitting there.

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                                      I knew there had to be a better way to shit without pulling my pants down! Ordering mine now 👍

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                                      adult diapers.

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                                        you can also do a partial squat even when sitting, just lift your toes and lean foward, it will help. also eat more fiber.

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                                        • peteypete420@sh.itjust.worksP [email protected]

                                          Hey they have the same poo stool as me!

                                          They are way more flexible than me.

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                                          Everyone has that poo stool!

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