Some Decent Linux Jokes?
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We would also have accepted "because if you open windows in space everyone dies"
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Why are Linux user's power bills more expensive in summer?
They refuse to install windows.
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Teach your kids the magic phrase... Sudo.
'Whats the word?"
"Please!!!"
"No! It's not! It's sudo!"
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Pretty pretty sudo with —no-preserve-root on top?
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Are you crazy!? Are you trying to kill your parents!?
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WELL, I'm not running
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Linux, Microsoft & iOS engineers have a flat tire.
- The Apple engineer : "let's replace this tire ASAP"
- The Linux engineer : "we need to understand what caused the issue first, or it might happen again"
- The Microsoft engineer : "shouldn't we just go back in the car and see if the issue solves itself?"
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The Apple Exec: "let's remove the tyre altogether, and sell it piecemeal back to the driver"
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More like: you'll have to buy a whole new car.
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"Ooh I'm sorry, petrol no longer works in your car. Yeah sorry. Yeah, I know it used to, but we took the gas tank out for safety reasons."
