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  • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

    IMO thats not even a struggle.

    Real struggle is when you don't even have a hot dog so you just make a mustard sandwich. That's what my childhood was like.

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    I could get ramen for $0.11 each if I bought a pack. I lived on that for months. A hotdog without bread or condiments cost more. A hotdog was fucking luxury.

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      Tortillas are actually good for hotdogs. White bread tends to fall apart with mustard or relish.

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      Depending on how you define tortilla, this is the default way in Norway. At least when I was a kid we grilled and ate them like this with ketchup, mustard and crispy onions, can recommend.

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        It fits better diagonally

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          These mfs don't know the struggle til they've tried hotsauce bread AKA HSB

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            “It’s the same thing”

            -mom

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              Unpopular opinion, but I got used to eating hot dogs growing up with regular sliced bread and I might even prefer it. The bun/dog ratio is good.
              However, I know it's more bread and is contradictory, but Danish hot dogs are my favorite.

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                Tortillas are actually good for hotdogs. White bread tends to fall apart with mustard or relish.

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                I put down a slice cheese first, that seals the bread from anything wet, like sauerkraut or condiments.

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                  You guys can afford sausages?

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                    It fits better diagonally

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                    First thing I thought when I saw the picture.

                    Mustard on one side, ketchup on the other. Roll the dog back and forth a bit so the condiments spread out and don't soak through the bread.

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                      These mfs don't know the struggle til they've tried hotsauce bread AKA HSB

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                      The struggle isn't real until you've had a nap for lunch & went to bed early for dinner.

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                        It fits better diagonally

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                        That's what she said

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                          Mmm chemicals

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                            I could get ramen for $0.11 each if I bought a pack. I lived on that for months. A hotdog without bread or condiments cost more. A hotdog was fucking luxury.

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                            RAMEN, you say?

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                              This is Pee-wee league, try the banana sandwich.

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                              Peanut butter, marshmallow fluff, or both?

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                                I was recently studying all prices per kilogram and price per calorie of the various bread types and I found that the cheapest per kg hot dog buns where actually 0.15$/kg cheaper than the cheapest bread in the store. Not very convenient in the toaster and doesn't brown very well in the countertop convection toaster oven, but 0.15$/kg is 0.15$/kg

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                                When I was a kid we used to put canned tuna in hot dog buns.

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                                  Peanut butter, marshmallow fluff, or both?

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                                  none of that fancy stuff, it was butter if you were lucky.

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                                    none of that fancy stuff, it was butter if you were lucky.

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                                    Understandable. A banana fluffernutter sandwich is pure decadence!

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                                      Am i the only one who would cut it in half and then cut those in half if it was going on white bread?
                                      I would then stack them and make an actual sandwich.

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                                        Am i the only one who would cut it in half and then cut those in half if it was going on white bread?
                                        I would then stack them and make an actual sandwich.

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                                        I have done this. Cutting it in half creates a flat surface so the bread isn't thinner in one area, the gaps are all condiments, and it prevents the hotdog from rolling out.

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                                          Wonderdogs!

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