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  • eager_eagle@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

    I'll have the cuckaccino with extra milk

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    with extra milk milf

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      Ground up and in my freezer?

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        I bet gay men who don't like coffee love that joke.

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          ...drunk?

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          • sassyramen@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

            My own honestly, I like the burning sensation

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            CAFFEINE IS ABSORBED FASTEST THROUGH THE GLANS ASK ME HOW I KNOW

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              Hot, bitter, and with little to no pubic hair.

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                CAFFEINE IS ABSORBED FASTEST THROUGH THE GLANS ASK ME HOW I KNOW

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                If I do, can I get a different barista for my order?

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                  CAFFEINE IS ABSORBED FASTEST THROUGH THE GLANS ASK ME HOW I KNOW

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                  You don't just slurp it up with your urethra?

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                    Shipped from Colombia in a burlap sack.

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                    Jesus, talking to me at the pearly gates: "so you know that one joke about human trafficking by sniggleboots? Yeah man you caught for WAY too long, sorry pal. Eternal damnation it is for you."

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                    • nichehervielleicht@feddit.orgN [email protected]

                      Interesting...

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                      Can i get mine to go?

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                        I don't like coffee

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                          ...drunk?

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                          Full of whiskey.

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                          • socsa@piefed.socialS [email protected]

                            Which man's dick do you prefer in your coffee?

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                            welcome to 2025, not only men have dicks.

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                              welcome to 2025, not only men have dicks.

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                              To be fair, OP did specify man dick

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                                To be fair, OP did specify man dick

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                                ie, it's cool with women's dicks inside his coffee.

                                Which I strongly hate, not because of the dick part. but because I like my coffee hot and I do not want to give people 3rd degree burns in their genitals

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                                  Hot, strong and sweet like toffee

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                                    HOT STRONG AND SWEET LIKE TOFFEE OHH

                                    rigged at 2d platformers, literally 2025, parkzer 😧

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                                      You don’t like coffee, right?

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                                        Roasted, ground to a powder, and submerged 1-3 days in cold water?

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                                          You don't just slurp it up with your urethra?

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                                          Like an elephant. Up the urethra, then squirted into the mouth.

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