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    Ground up and in my freezer?

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      I bet gay men who don't like coffee love that joke.

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        ...drunk?

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        • sassyramen@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

          My own honestly, I like the burning sensation

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          CAFFEINE IS ABSORBED FASTEST THROUGH THE GLANS ASK ME HOW I KNOW

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            Hot, bitter, and with little to no pubic hair.

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              CAFFEINE IS ABSORBED FASTEST THROUGH THE GLANS ASK ME HOW I KNOW

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              If I do, can I get a different barista for my order?

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                CAFFEINE IS ABSORBED FASTEST THROUGH THE GLANS ASK ME HOW I KNOW

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                You don't just slurp it up with your urethra?

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                  Shipped from Colombia in a burlap sack.

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                  Jesus, talking to me at the pearly gates: "so you know that one joke about human trafficking by sniggleboots? Yeah man you caught for WAY too long, sorry pal. Eternal damnation it is for you."

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                  • nichehervielleicht@feddit.orgN [email protected]

                    Interesting...

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                    Can i get mine to go?

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                      I don't like coffee

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                        ...drunk?

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                        Full of whiskey.

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                        • socsa@piefed.socialS [email protected]

                          Which man's dick do you prefer in your coffee?

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                          welcome to 2025, not only men have dicks.

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                            welcome to 2025, not only men have dicks.

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                            To be fair, OP did specify man dick

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                              To be fair, OP did specify man dick

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                              ie, it's cool with women's dicks inside his coffee.

                              Which I strongly hate, not because of the dick part. but because I like my coffee hot and I do not want to give people 3rd degree burns in their genitals

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                                Hot, strong and sweet like toffee

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                                  HOT STRONG AND SWEET LIKE TOFFEE OHH

                                  rigged at 2d platformers, literally 2025, parkzer 😧

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                                    You don’t like coffee, right?

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                                      Roasted, ground to a powder, and submerged 1-3 days in cold water?

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                                        You don't just slurp it up with your urethra?

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                                        Like an elephant. Up the urethra, then squirted into the mouth.

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                                          I didn't realise you had to specify this when ordering.

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