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    You don't just slurp it up with your urethra?

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    Like an elephant. Up the urethra, then squirted into the mouth.

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      I didn't realise you had to specify this when ordering.

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        Up my butt?

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        A curling gif? In the wild? Yay!

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        • zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zoneZ [email protected]

          Can i get mine to go?

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          Hot & up my butt?

          Had to update my preferences.

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            Dark and bitter?

            Cheap and thin?

            Cheap and tasteless?

            White and sweet?

            Full bodied and hot?

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            • remembertheapollo_@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

              Dark and bitter?

              Cheap and thin?

              Cheap and tasteless?

              White and sweet?

              Full bodied and hot?

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              Flat and white

              Decaffeinated

              With whipped cream on top

              Single origin

              With pumps of brown sugar

              Warm....

              Girl idk I think I'm just ordering.

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                Is there a joke I don't get or is the joke that we are supposed to make our own jokes?

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                  Cheap and prepared by slaves?

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                    Acidic, full-bodied, pre-infused, and a little nutty.

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                    • remembertheapollo_@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                      Dark and bitter?

                      Cheap and thin?

                      Cheap and tasteless?

                      White and sweet?

                      Full bodied and hot?

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                      Old and cold, but the only choice you had in the late-night gas station.

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                        I like my movies like I like my women.

                        A tight ninety.

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                          ie, it's cool with women's dicks inside his coffee.

                          Which I strongly hate, not because of the dick part. but because I like my coffee hot and I do not want to give people 3rd degree burns in their genitals

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                          What are you, the police? Let women burn their dick in cofee if they want to!

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                            Up my butt?

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                            [email protected]

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                              Is there a joke I don't get or is the joke that we are supposed to make our own jokes?

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                              ground up and in the freezer

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                                Boomer joke moment

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                                  Grounded up in a bag on the back of a donkey.

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                                    Strong and bitter.

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                                      I like my movies like I like my women.

                                      A tight ninety.

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                                      With their own dentures?

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                                        Up my butt?

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                                        I'm just struck by those incredible blue eyes
                                        where even am I

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                                          Ground up and in the freezer for freshness?

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                                          Are we still talking about coffee? 🤔

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