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Military Says It Will ‘Continuously’ Monitor Bathrooms to Comply With Anti-Trans Order

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  • m0op0o@mander.xyzM [email protected]
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    Wow, nothing quite like solving the big issues in life.

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      So. Your a veteran. Yes sir! Bathroom monitor first class, sir!

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        So. Your a veteran. Yes sir! Bathroom monitor first class, sir!

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        Obviously, it would be a position for a private contractor who gets paid more than any enlisted service member bc of a no-bid contract.

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        • m0op0o@mander.xyzM [email protected]
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          Penis inspection day is now canon in US Lore

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          • m0op0o@mander.xyzM [email protected]
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            That sounds fiscally responsible.

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            • m0op0o@mander.xyzM [email protected]
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              It's impressive how most of these right-wing nuts have been complying with this order for decades already.

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                So. Your a veteran. Yes sir! Bathroom monitor first class, sir!

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                Only the best and brightest! 🦅

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                • m0op0o@mander.xyzM [email protected]
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                  Your tax dollars at work.

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                    Penis inspection day is now canon in US Lore

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                    Can already imagine soldiers getting shamed for having shrimp dicks. Sucks for them ig.

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                      Penis inspection day is now canon in US Lore

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                      TEN HUT!

                      PRESEEEENT DICK!

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                        That sounds fiscally responsible.

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                        Nothing says Christian fascist dictatorship quite like show me your genitals

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                        • m0op0o@mander.xyzM [email protected]
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                          Just what MAGAts love cameras in bathrooms monitoring penis.

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                            Can already imagine soldiers getting shamed for having shrimp dicks. Sucks for them ig.

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                            Boot camp already has things like group showers and two-to-a-urinal, three-to-a-stall bathroom breaks, not to mention there are already assigned cock-watchers when there are mass piss tests to ensure everyone’s piss is fresh from the source. Everyone’s seen each other naked a hundred times by the time you graduate. Discussion on the matter generally gravitates less toward the smaller guys and more toward whichever lucky soul is hung like a Louisville Slugger.

                            Note, this is not in defense of monitored bathrooms, that’s just ridiculous. Just pointing out that this wouldn’t introduce the opportunity for mockery

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                              Your tax dollars at work.

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                              Lucky for me that is not the case.

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                              • m0op0o@mander.xyzM [email protected]
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                                Pathetic

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                                • myopinion@lemmy.todayM [email protected]

                                  Just what MAGAts love cameras in bathrooms monitoring penis.

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                                  Maybe they just love penis

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                                    Boot camp already has things like group showers and two-to-a-urinal, three-to-a-stall bathroom breaks, not to mention there are already assigned cock-watchers when there are mass piss tests to ensure everyone’s piss is fresh from the source. Everyone’s seen each other naked a hundred times by the time you graduate. Discussion on the matter generally gravitates less toward the smaller guys and more toward whichever lucky soul is hung like a Louisville Slugger.

                                    Note, this is not in defense of monitored bathrooms, that’s just ridiculous. Just pointing out that this wouldn’t introduce the opportunity for mockery

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                                    Never had multi-user stalls or pissers, but I seem to recall a big round communal trough for high bathroom throughput. Everybody just kind of pissing in each other's general direction.

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                                      Penis inspection day is now canon in US Lore

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                                      DICKS OUT, MARINES!

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                                      • diplomjodler3@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                                        TEN HUT!

                                        PRESEEEENT DICK!

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                                        cock salute!

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                                          Boot camp already has things like group showers and two-to-a-urinal, three-to-a-stall bathroom breaks, not to mention there are already assigned cock-watchers when there are mass piss tests to ensure everyone’s piss is fresh from the source. Everyone’s seen each other naked a hundred times by the time you graduate. Discussion on the matter generally gravitates less toward the smaller guys and more toward whichever lucky soul is hung like a Louisville Slugger.

                                          Note, this is not in defense of monitored bathrooms, that’s just ridiculous. Just pointing out that this wouldn’t introduce the opportunity for mockery

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                                          I NeEd To SeE tHe PiSs LeAviNg ThE bOdY!

                                          fucking peter gazers

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