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Military Says It Will ‘Continuously’ Monitor Bathrooms to Comply With Anti-Trans Order

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    Penis inspection day is now canon in US Lore

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    • m0op0o@mander.xyzM [email protected]
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      That sounds fiscally responsible.

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      • m0op0o@mander.xyzM [email protected]
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        It's impressive how most of these right-wing nuts have been complying with this order for decades already.

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          So. Your a veteran. Yes sir! Bathroom monitor first class, sir!

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          Only the best and brightest! 🦅

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            Your tax dollars at work.

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              Penis inspection day is now canon in US Lore

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              Can already imagine soldiers getting shamed for having shrimp dicks. Sucks for them ig.

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                Penis inspection day is now canon in US Lore

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                TEN HUT!

                PRESEEEENT DICK!

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                  That sounds fiscally responsible.

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                  Nothing says Christian fascist dictatorship quite like show me your genitals

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                  • m0op0o@mander.xyzM [email protected]
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                    Just what MAGAts love cameras in bathrooms monitoring penis.

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                      Can already imagine soldiers getting shamed for having shrimp dicks. Sucks for them ig.

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                      Boot camp already has things like group showers and two-to-a-urinal, three-to-a-stall bathroom breaks, not to mention there are already assigned cock-watchers when there are mass piss tests to ensure everyone’s piss is fresh from the source. Everyone’s seen each other naked a hundred times by the time you graduate. Discussion on the matter generally gravitates less toward the smaller guys and more toward whichever lucky soul is hung like a Louisville Slugger.

                      Note, this is not in defense of monitored bathrooms, that’s just ridiculous. Just pointing out that this wouldn’t introduce the opportunity for mockery

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                        Your tax dollars at work.

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                        Lucky for me that is not the case.

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                        • m0op0o@mander.xyzM [email protected]
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                          Pathetic

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                          • myopinion@lemmy.todayM [email protected]

                            Just what MAGAts love cameras in bathrooms monitoring penis.

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                            Maybe they just love penis

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                              Boot camp already has things like group showers and two-to-a-urinal, three-to-a-stall bathroom breaks, not to mention there are already assigned cock-watchers when there are mass piss tests to ensure everyone’s piss is fresh from the source. Everyone’s seen each other naked a hundred times by the time you graduate. Discussion on the matter generally gravitates less toward the smaller guys and more toward whichever lucky soul is hung like a Louisville Slugger.

                              Note, this is not in defense of monitored bathrooms, that’s just ridiculous. Just pointing out that this wouldn’t introduce the opportunity for mockery

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                              Never had multi-user stalls or pissers, but I seem to recall a big round communal trough for high bathroom throughput. Everybody just kind of pissing in each other's general direction.

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                                Penis inspection day is now canon in US Lore

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                                DICKS OUT, MARINES!

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                                • diplomjodler3@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                                  TEN HUT!

                                  PRESEEEENT DICK!

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                                  cock salute!

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                                    Boot camp already has things like group showers and two-to-a-urinal, three-to-a-stall bathroom breaks, not to mention there are already assigned cock-watchers when there are mass piss tests to ensure everyone’s piss is fresh from the source. Everyone’s seen each other naked a hundred times by the time you graduate. Discussion on the matter generally gravitates less toward the smaller guys and more toward whichever lucky soul is hung like a Louisville Slugger.

                                    Note, this is not in defense of monitored bathrooms, that’s just ridiculous. Just pointing out that this wouldn’t introduce the opportunity for mockery

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                                    I NeEd To SeE tHe PiSs LeAviNg ThE bOdY!

                                    fucking peter gazers

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                                    • m0op0o@mander.xyzM [email protected]
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                                      I’m going to piss on your monitoring system.

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                                        Boot camp already has things like group showers and two-to-a-urinal, three-to-a-stall bathroom breaks, not to mention there are already assigned cock-watchers when there are mass piss tests to ensure everyone’s piss is fresh from the source. Everyone’s seen each other naked a hundred times by the time you graduate. Discussion on the matter generally gravitates less toward the smaller guys and more toward whichever lucky soul is hung like a Louisville Slugger.

                                        Note, this is not in defense of monitored bathrooms, that’s just ridiculous. Just pointing out that this wouldn’t introduce the opportunity for mockery

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                                        3 to a stall? How the hell? Anyways, thanks for the info lol

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                                          Penis inspection day is now canon in US Lore

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                                          I wish this wasn't true but it is.

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