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Military Says It Will ‘Continuously’ Monitor Bathrooms to Comply With Anti-Trans Order

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    That sounds fiscally responsible.

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      It's impressive how most of these right-wing nuts have been complying with this order for decades already.

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        So. Your a veteran. Yes sir! Bathroom monitor first class, sir!

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        Only the best and brightest! 🦅

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          Your tax dollars at work.

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            Penis inspection day is now canon in US Lore

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            Can already imagine soldiers getting shamed for having shrimp dicks. Sucks for them ig.

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              Penis inspection day is now canon in US Lore

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              TEN HUT!

              PRESEEEENT DICK!

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              • M [email protected]

                That sounds fiscally responsible.

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                Nothing says Christian fascist dictatorship quite like show me your genitals

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                • m0op0o@mander.xyzM [email protected]
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                  Just what MAGAts love cameras in bathrooms monitoring penis.

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                    Can already imagine soldiers getting shamed for having shrimp dicks. Sucks for them ig.

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                    Boot camp already has things like group showers and two-to-a-urinal, three-to-a-stall bathroom breaks, not to mention there are already assigned cock-watchers when there are mass piss tests to ensure everyone’s piss is fresh from the source. Everyone’s seen each other naked a hundred times by the time you graduate. Discussion on the matter generally gravitates less toward the smaller guys and more toward whichever lucky soul is hung like a Louisville Slugger.

                    Note, this is not in defense of monitored bathrooms, that’s just ridiculous. Just pointing out that this wouldn’t introduce the opportunity for mockery

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                      Your tax dollars at work.

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                      Lucky for me that is not the case.

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                      • m0op0o@mander.xyzM [email protected]
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                        Pathetic

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                        • myopinion@lemmy.todayM [email protected]

                          Just what MAGAts love cameras in bathrooms monitoring penis.

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                          Maybe they just love penis

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                            Boot camp already has things like group showers and two-to-a-urinal, three-to-a-stall bathroom breaks, not to mention there are already assigned cock-watchers when there are mass piss tests to ensure everyone’s piss is fresh from the source. Everyone’s seen each other naked a hundred times by the time you graduate. Discussion on the matter generally gravitates less toward the smaller guys and more toward whichever lucky soul is hung like a Louisville Slugger.

                            Note, this is not in defense of monitored bathrooms, that’s just ridiculous. Just pointing out that this wouldn’t introduce the opportunity for mockery

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                            Never had multi-user stalls or pissers, but I seem to recall a big round communal trough for high bathroom throughput. Everybody just kind of pissing in each other's general direction.

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                              Penis inspection day is now canon in US Lore

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                              DICKS OUT, MARINES!

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                                TEN HUT!

                                PRESEEEENT DICK!

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                                cock salute!

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                                  Boot camp already has things like group showers and two-to-a-urinal, three-to-a-stall bathroom breaks, not to mention there are already assigned cock-watchers when there are mass piss tests to ensure everyone’s piss is fresh from the source. Everyone’s seen each other naked a hundred times by the time you graduate. Discussion on the matter generally gravitates less toward the smaller guys and more toward whichever lucky soul is hung like a Louisville Slugger.

                                  Note, this is not in defense of monitored bathrooms, that’s just ridiculous. Just pointing out that this wouldn’t introduce the opportunity for mockery

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                                  I NeEd To SeE tHe PiSs LeAviNg ThE bOdY!

                                  fucking peter gazers

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                                    I’m going to piss on your monitoring system.

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                                      Boot camp already has things like group showers and two-to-a-urinal, three-to-a-stall bathroom breaks, not to mention there are already assigned cock-watchers when there are mass piss tests to ensure everyone’s piss is fresh from the source. Everyone’s seen each other naked a hundred times by the time you graduate. Discussion on the matter generally gravitates less toward the smaller guys and more toward whichever lucky soul is hung like a Louisville Slugger.

                                      Note, this is not in defense of monitored bathrooms, that’s just ridiculous. Just pointing out that this wouldn’t introduce the opportunity for mockery

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                                      3 to a stall? How the hell? Anyways, thanks for the info lol

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                                        Penis inspection day is now canon in US Lore

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                                        I wish this wasn't true but it is.

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                                          3 to a stall? How the hell? Anyways, thanks for the info lol

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                                          No problem haha.

                                          Usually it was one on each side pissing kinda diagonally, about 4 and 8 o’clock, assuming the wall behind the toilet was 12, then one pissing normally at the 6 o’clock position. It helped that the stalls didn’t have any doors 😅 it was definitely close quarters, but it helped us develop our sword-fighting skills

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