NO DOGS IN HOUSE
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I thought this was a “don’t dead open inside” but it makes no sense either way round.
There must be some kind of logic here. Wrong as it may be. Like he loved his wife but he hated her dog. Then the wife died of colon cancer, and he blames that they let the dog in the house after it was out sniffing other dog butts.
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Damn, that was an interesting read before sleep.
But I still don't understand. Is it basically a mass of cancerous dog cells that just keep spreading around endlessly, nearly unchanged in the last ten thousand years? If so, can it even be considered a life form? Or a form of life at all?
How much have we evolved in the last 10,000 years?
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Oh fuck, that makes so much more sense!
I was like "What? What do they do with their noise tongue? What are they and what are they doing with them? I need answers!"
Those are the things you blow on new years. (Don’t make this a sex thing…)
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Here’s another theory, these people know exactly how crazy this looks. There’s some kind of secret online community where they share these pics of their own vehicles with each other. Then they find where other people online post their pics and laugh about what the reactions are.
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Damn, that was an interesting read before sleep.
But I still don't understand. Is it basically a mass of cancerous dog cells that just keep spreading around endlessly, nearly unchanged in the last ten thousand years? If so, can it even be considered a life form? Or a form of life at all?
The cancer cells are genetic clones of some dog's cancer from 11000 years ago. Yes, they're alive similarly to how your and my cells are alive. The cells themselves live, die and reproduce asexually. I'd say they constitute life forms, but I'm no biologist.
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Here’s another theory, these people know exactly how crazy this looks. There’s some kind of secret online community where they share these pics of their own vehicles with each other. Then they find where other people online post their pics and laugh about what the reactions are.
Like this ?
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Cancer Dog ^turd^
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This is the only scientific journal I follow.
Do you know how to get reviewed and published? I have a paper on hamster piss
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Do you know how to get reviewed and published? I have a paper on hamster piss
All you need to get published is a Silverado, some stickers, and someone with a first grade understanding of the English language. The review in this case comes after the publication.
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Dogs can pass cancer to each other, due to genetic similarity. A similar occurrence wiped out something like 75% of Tasmanian Devils recently. Seems like a fun misunderstanding of a real phenomenon.
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This is the only scientific journal I follow.
"Proceedings from the Dog Turd", Elsevier, annual subscription cost: several arms and legs
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For sure. I see one in my town occasionally:
LIBERALS ARE DEMONIC
Hell yeah
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All you need to get published is a Silverado, some stickers, and someone with a first grade understanding of the English language. The review in this case comes after the publication.
(For other school systems: in the US, 1st graders are usually 5 or 6 years old)
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This reminds me of working at KMart whenever the "tin foil hat" people would come in and ask if we had devices to "stop the government from hacking my TV".
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This reminds me of working at KMart whenever the "tin foil hat" people would come in and ask if we had devices to "stop the government from hacking my TV".
wrote on last edited by [email protected]To be fair, the government is definitely hacking our TVs.
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Common emotional support truck owner
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Are you sure the driver is not a cat
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Are you sure the driver is not a cat
It can't be ruled out
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It can't be ruled out
wrote on last edited by [email protected]It cat’n?
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This guy gets it, try to really dig into your conclusions before investigating anything & anytime someone provides good reasons they aren't actually true. Get really belligerent and obstinate when someone traps you with 'logical reasons' or 'convincing evidence'. Then you too can maintain an irrational childish perspective through adulthood & never have to challenge your beliefs or learn anything even slightly uncomfortable.
